Crazy Like a Fox


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new 01 january 2010: Breaking Down is Hard to Do (Sports Night)


Star Wars Episode One:
The Phantom Menace

latest: The Sadness of the Moon
- with DVD commentary

07 october 2004
Sports Night
latest: Breaking Down is Hard to Do
01 january 2010
The Sentinel
latest: A Little Fault's a Bitter Sting
15 november 2001
Due South
latest: Getting a Grippe
25 january 2003
Harry Potter
latest: Root and Branch
- with DVD commentary

(including guest commentary
from Ellen Fremedon)
26 june 2006
Random Fandoms
latest: If, If Not, If Only
01 january 2009


Star Wars: TPM

Future Perfect - 27.january.2000 - 4900 words
Past Conditional - 30.march.2000 - 12300 words
Epilogue: Present Progressive - 31.march.2000 - 4200 words
A series looking at Episode One from behind the scenes. What happened in all those screen wipes and quick cuts? Your friendly neighborhood Fox tries to smooth out the editing.
Slash. Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. adult.
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If the Shoe Fits ...If the Shoe Fits ... - 04.february.2000 - 1240 words
The Things You Have to Do ... - 04.february.2000 - 360 words
A couple of silly, quick responses to a couple of silly, quick challenges.
Slash. Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. moderate.
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The Padawan Song - 26.february.2000 - 260 words
See, Bunny and Coyote were having this bad-poetry contest, and I played for a bit.
Slash. mature.

The Road Not Taken - 26.february.2000 - 180 words
But before I knew it, Robert Frost came along and whacked me over the head.
Slashish. mild.
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Ki and Oh-Oh and the Big Bad Sith - 02.march.2000 - 6060 words
co-written with MrsHamill; it helps to have read her Jedi Code Breakers series, archived at Mom's Kitchen.
Slash. Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. adult.
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Riding the Wheel of If: Episode Twelve - 09.april.2000 - 5050 words
Again, hop on over to MrsHamill's site to read the rest of the 30-chapter (and counting, apparently) series. I was one of several guest writers, but we were just playing in Terri's back yard.
The series is slash, Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan, adult.
This episode is actually none of these.
Gen. moderate.
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Nothing Like the Sun - 05.may.2000 - 550 words
A lover muses on metaphor.
Slash. Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. mild.
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Sticks and Stones - 19.june.2000 - 330 words
What can I say? Caroline spoke a little too loudly in the #tpm room. I had to put her in her place.
Gen, I suppose. Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. mild.
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for the Kourt Crowe Fan Club

Kourt Crowe Snippet #3 - 04.october.2001 - 690 words
Kourt's friend is not feeling so well.

With the Smooth - 05.october.2001 - 2450 words
Kourt's friend is not feeling so well.

Slash. Kourt/Vanni, which will make far more sense if you've read Bonds of Choice. (For more apocryphal Kourtliness (in which his friends run the gamut of health), visit the Kourt Crowe Fan Club.) mild.
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In Which Fox Meets Emu's Challenge - 27.december.2001 - 2380 words
Hutts. Hydrospanners. The works.
Slash. Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. moderate.
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In Which Fox Bows to Emu's Wishes - 03.february.2002 - 2570 words
Mind over matter.
Slash. Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. mature.
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for the Dead Padawan Society

UnTitled - 31.october.2002 - 900 words
Every master was someone else's padawan.
Gen. AotC. moderate.
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Tra-La, It's May! -13.may.2003 - 1200 words
Thirty-one days, thirty-one flavors.
Slash. Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. moderate.
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The Sadness of the Moon - 14.september.2003 - 4500 words
with DVD commentary! - 07.october.2004
Eleven of us wrote "bonus tracks" for Layna's Buying Trouble. This is mine.
Slash. Quiaius/Eab, which is to say Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan. moderate.
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Missa Discriminis

Prologue: Dies Illa - In That Day - 09.november.2000 - 5100 words
Part One: Sum Factus Tremens - I Am Made to Tremble - 10.november.2000 - 4600 words
Part Two: Quod Venerit - What Will Come - 16.november.2000 - 5000 words
Part Three: Quam Olim Promisisti - As You Once Promised - 22.november.2000 - 4650 words
Part Four: Hosanna - A Joyful Noise - 30.november.2000 - 5200 words
Part Five: Ante Diem Rationis - Before the Day of Reckoning - 07.december.2000 - 4300 words
Part Six: Vix Justus Sit Securus - The Righteous Man is Barely Safe - 14.december.2000 - 3800 words
Part Seven: Calamitatis - Of Calamity - 21.december.2000 - 6200 words
Part Seven B: Et Miseriae - And of Misery - 21.december.2000 - 1550 words
Part Eight: In Obscurum - Into Darkness - 04.january.2001 - 4000 words
Part Nine: Lacrimosa - Weeping - 11.january.2001 - 5900 words
Part Ten: Vincit Semper Malefactus - The Bad Guy Always Wins - 26.january.2001 - 5300 words
- hiatus - - break -

A long story carrying on from the end of Terri's Code Breakers series. It's now been on hiatus for eight and a half years, but you never know, a day may come when I pick it up again.
Slash and het. Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan and many others. mild to moderate to adult.
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Sports Night

co-written with Caroline Baker

Home Truths - 27.april.2000 - 2500 words
Dan, Casey, and Lisa talk. Then Dan and Casey talk some more.
Slash. Dan/Casey. moderate.
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Reach Out and Touch Someone - 08.may.2000 - 2600 words
I hurt my elbow, and it occurred to me to write about it. And to drag Caroline along with me ...
Slash. Dan/Casey. adult.
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Djibouti - 03.december.2001 - 6300 words
Danny turns 30.
Slash. Dan/Casey. adult.
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Out of Practice - 14.august.2002 - 1300 words
In which Dan and Casey play a little one-on-one.
Slash. Dan/Casey. mature.
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Breaking Down is Hard to Do 01.january.2010 - 3441 words
"Being euphorically happy has all kinds of cosmetic benefits."
Slash. Dan/Casey. mild.
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The Sentinel

Nothing Like the Sun -- II - 04.april.2001 - 750 words
A lover muses on metaphor.
Slash. Jim/Blair. mild.
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Mother Love - continued - 18.april.2001 - 5500 words
An expansion on a prompt by alyjude.
Slash. Jim/Blair. mild.
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for the Slash Virtual Season

Season 2, Episode 7
A Little Fault's a Bitter Sting - 15.november.2001 - 20500 words
Jim and Blair learn who their friends are when a local veterans' organization is threatened.
Slash. Jim/Blair. adult.
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Due South

Quick Study- 20.september.2002 - 1100 words
Ray lets his mind wander.
Slash. Fraser/RayK. mild.
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Off His Guard - 11.october.2002 - 1850 words
Turnbull has a birthday.
Slash. RayK/Turnbull. mild.
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Getting a Grippe - 23.january.2002 - 1700 words
Turnbull takes a sick day.
Slash. RayK/Turnbull. mild.
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Harry Potter

In the Dark - 12.june.2003 - 3300 words
Secrets and shadows.
Slash. Bill/Snape. adult.
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Credulity and Conviction - 08.november.2003 - 13850 words
Harry makes a startling discovery. And then another. And then another.
Slash. Harry/Snape. adult.
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Best Man - 08.november.2003 - 6900 words
with DVD commentary! - 05.november.2006
Snape would never choose anyone else. (Would he?)
Slash. Snape/Harry. adult.
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The Deep Dust of Years - 15.july.2005 - 25000 words
with DVD commentary! - 31.october.2007
Shut out that stealing moon,/ She wears too much the guise she wore/ Before our lutes were strewn/ With years-deep dust, and names we read/ On a white stone were hewn. -- Thomas Hardy
Slash. Remus/Bill. adult.
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Root and Branch - 26.february.2004 - 12000 words
with DVD commentary! (including guest comments from Ellen Fremedon) - 26.june.2006
There's more than one sort of immortality.
Het, slash. Lucius/Narcissa, Lucius/Snape. adult.
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Five Kisses - 09.february.2006 - 200 words each
In the Dark; Credulity and Conviction; Best Man; Root and Branch; The Deep Dust of Years
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drabbles

Drabble #1 - 10.october.2004 - 100 words
He makes a promise to a widow.
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Drabbles - 24.april.2005 - 100 words each
Narcissa; Lucius; Weasleys; Ginny
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remixes

If Any Calm, a Calm Despair - 09.august.2004 - 1700 words
It's a long, bleak summer.
Gen (implied slash). (Remus/Sirius.) mild.
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Diem Ex Die - 15.march.2006 - 900 words
Lines of days, long and faltering and thin.
Slash. Ron/Harry. mature.
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Random Fandoms

Health and Human Services - 19.may.2004 - 150 words
Written for Fan The Vote; writerpuppy requested a scene where First Lady Abigail Bartlet tells her husband she used to be a Slayer.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Gen. mild.

No Rest - 27.may.2004 - 100 words
The one and only thing I ever wrote for mouseai.
Gen. mild.

Turf - 22.august.2008 - 11100 words
"We do have our moments."
Torchwood, The Sarah Jane Adventures.
Slash. Jack/Alan, background Jack/Ianto. adult.
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for the Yuletide All-Request Rare Fandom Gift Exchange

Fortune's Fool - 01.january.2005 - 3600 words
with DVD comm annotations! - 26.june.2006
Romeo! humours! madman! passion! lover!/ Appear thou in the likness of a sigh:/ Speak but one rhyme, and I am satisfied.
Romeo and Juliet.
Slash. Romeo/Mercutio. mild.
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The Comte D'Anjou, or, It's All Gone Pear-Shaped - 01.january.2005 - 1850 words
Revenge is a dish best served cold. (Assuming it should be served at all.)
A Knight's Tale.
Slash. Implied Adhemar/William; implied William/Black Prince; actual Chaucer/Wat. mature.
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Also Ran - 01.january.2006 - 2200 words
To H----: Thy Friendship oft has made my heart to ache/ Do be my Enemy for Friendship's sake. -- William Blake.
Chariots of Fire.
Slash. Lindsay/Abrahams. moderate.
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Secret Lives of the Cast of Galaxy Quest - 01.january.2007 - 2600 words
Four truths and a lie.
Galaxy Quest.
Gen. moderate.
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Other People's Battles - 01.january.2008 - 5500 words
A man hangs in a crow's cage. The general does not set him free. What has brought these friends to this juncture? Ten years earlier.
Willow.
Slash. Madmartigan/Airk. mature.
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If, If Not, If Only - 01.january.2009 - 1877 words
Three things that never happened to Eric Liddell.
Chariots of Fire.
Gen. mild.
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