I'm a padawan and I'm okay;
I sleep all night and I work all day!
(He's a padawan and he's okay;
He sleeps all night and he works all day!)

I cut down Sith, I fight for good,
I re-negotiate.
I shun those bad emotions,
Like anger, fear and hate.

(He cuts down Sith, he fights for good,
He re-negotiates.
He shuns those bad emotions,
Like anger, fear and hate.)

I'm a padawan and I'm okay;
I sleep all night and I work all day!
(He's a padawan and he's okay;
He sleeps all night and he works all day!)

I cut down Sith, I spin and leap,
I'm very good in bed.
And if you ask my master,
He'll say I give good head.

(He cuts down Sith, he spins and leaps,
He's very good ... in bed?
And if you ask his master,
He'll say he gives good head?!)

I'm a padawan and I'm okay;
I sleep all night and I work all day!
(He's a padawan and he's okay;
He sleeps all night and he works all day!)

I cut down Sith, I wear a braid,
I swear I'm not a fop.
I wish I'd seen my master
When Yoda was on top.

(He cuts down Sith, he wears a braid,
We swear he's not a fop.
We wish he'd seen his master
When Yoda was -- ?!?!!)

After "The Lumberjack Song" by Monty Python

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