Twas The Night Before Christmas,
in the bedroom at the ranch.
Two bodies were moving in a horizontal dance.

The condoms were stacked nearby with great care,
The ready bottle of lube waiting right there,
Chris and Vin were panting as they lay together in bed,
Larabee kissed Vin’s cock and then licked the head.

Vin groaned for Chris as he opened the lube’s cap.
Oh, yes! This was a wonderful way to wake up from a nap.
Chris grabbed for a condom; something fell with a clatter,
When Vin arched under him, whatever fell didn’t matter.

Chris tore open the wrapping in a flash,
Then tied Vin’s hands together with a sash.
Chris grinned in delight,they were housebound by snow.
He spread some lube on his fingers and moved them below.

Vin’s cock was leaking pre-cum and Chris watched it appear,
Chris added a second finger and his mate’s expression was dear,
As he added a third, Vin yelled “Chris, in me quick!”
The fingers were soon replaced with a cock nice and thick.

Both bodies were sweat covered and trembling as they came
Moans turned to words as they each called the other’s name.

Their passion so great that as they came, Vin’s neck was bitten,
Sounds of contentment filled the room like purrs from a kitten,
Vin had came so hard drops of his cum hit the wall,
When these two Cowboys loved they both gave their all.

Blues eyes met green and again desire did fly,
Chris’ cock was so hard it pointed to the sky,
Vin rolled on top; his hand to the condoms flew,
He was going to take his Cowboy he grabbed the lube too.

Chris was pleading so noisily he scared a bird on the roof,
He was so loud a horse in the barn kicked his stall with a hoof,
Vin’s fingers were busy buried deep in his mate, heat all around,
At Chris’ plea Vin replaced his fingers with his cock in a bound

Chris’ body was on fire from his head to his foot,
As Vin’s cock sunk all the way in to it’s root,
Faster! Harder! Chris yelled as he arched his back
Vin thrust deeply and felt the tightening of his sac

Of all his past years this Christmas was the most merry,
Chris was so close and his cock was red as a cherry,
His lover was a life long gift that didn’t need a bow,
Vin’s hand stroked Chris cock till it shot cum white as snow.

Vin came a second later and marked Chris with his teeth,
“Mine” He yelled, his word surrounding Chris like a wreath,
They both gasped for breath as they lay belly to belly,
Neither could move their bones had turned into jelly.

Chris looked at his lover,the man had more magic than an elf,
And Vin’s face showed clearly he was pleased with himself,
A very sated Vin learned down to kiss his partner’s forehead,
Chris had finally remembered that love was nothing to dread

Both men fell asleep thankful the morrow held no work,
Dreaming of the holiday together a very happy perk,
Chris woke up once when Vin’s hair tickled his nose,
He held Vin close in his arms as the sun rose.

I hope you enjoyed my slash twist on a classic tale,
Although I know some of the verses were beyond the pale,
Still I hope you see the humor and get a good laugh,
As I wish you one and all, your favorite M7 piece of ass! ;)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

Vin Tanner
The Thick-Cocked Texan

You know Ezra and JD and Nathan and Bucklin,
Josiah, Judge Travis and Tiny and Conklin,
But do you recall?
The Hottest M7 guy of them all?

Vin Tanner The Thick-Cocked Texan
Had a very long thick cock,
And if you ever saw it,
You would say it’s magnificent.
All of the other cowboys,
Used to want to suck him off.
He always told them no,
Vin was waiting on true love.
Then one Slashy Christmas Eve,
Chris Larabee came to say,
“Vin Tanner with your cock so thick...
Won’t you let me ride your dick?”

Chris impaled himself on Vin’s cock
Then he shouted out with glee,
“Vin Tanner You Thick-Cocked Texan
You’ll go down in history!”

Will You Read
What I’ve Slashed?

Said the Gambler to the Ladies man,
Do you see what I see?

Headed out of town, Ladies Man,
Do you see what I see?

Chris and Vin riding off in the night,
The looks of love exchanged by the two,
The looks of love exchanged by the two,

Said the Ladies man to the Healer
Do you hear what I hear?

Their voices on the wind, hear them Healer,
Do you hear what I hear?

A moan, a groan, heard a mile away,
Sounds of pleasure, filling the air,
Sounds of pleasure, filling the air,

Said Healer to Preacher man
Do you know what I know?

What they do in that cabin, Preacher man
Do you know what I know?

Two hearts, two hearts, beating now as one,
As their bodies are joined together out there,
As their bodies are joined together out there,

Said The Preacher man to the young sheriff,
Listen to what I say,

Look out for Chris and Vin watch their backs,
Two souls, two souls, finally found each other,
Let them be together, forever more,
Let them be together, forever more.