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  1. AVAST! by

    Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series  

    08 Oct 2004

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    Series: TOS
    Code: R; humor
    Characters: Tough, nonsissy Chapel. Beleagured Ship's Surgeon McCoy. Quivering techs. Dastardly pirates and irresponsible traders.
    Pairing: McCoy/Chapel; McCoy/Other Female Character
    Archive: sure if you wanna
    Disclaimer: This is a Melkotian Illusion. This is not real.
    Summary: What happens when you get a giant ship of sexy (and sexist) female pirates, love crystals, a career virgin, tribbles, dilithium, and freeflowing alcohol? Utter mayhem, that's what. And let's not even THINK of chauvinst pirate captains on their sexual peak.
    My response to the "McCoy doesn't get laid nearly enough" challenge that was posted on the DFF way back in the Days of Yore. What's the catch? Well, there's always a catch, people!
    Feedback: Sure, but be kind, ok? I'm always kind to you.

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