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  1. Husband 3 by

    Fandoms: Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess  

    20 Jun 2005

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    PAIRING: Ares/Joxer
    RATING: R
    CATEGORY: Humor (i hope)
    DEDICATION: For Hergerbabe ::winks:: as a bribe for more of her new WIP-AU "Life Sucks, but Love's Great..." So, if you enjoy this bit o fluff, thank HB, if you hate it then blame me.
    WARNING: *Always* wear your safety-belt while driving! (It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you up out of your car...)
    DISCLAIMER: Oh look! It's Xena and Gabrielle wrestling in a mud puddle! Hey,...are they nude? ::Rob almost breaks his neck trying to spin around and see:: Where?! Where?! ::Scorpio points in opposite direction:: Over there man. Wow...now I know why they call 'em knockers. ::Rob turns around already drooling. While his back is to her, Scorpio grabs Ares and Joxer. Then runs like Cerburus is after her ass!::
    SUMMARY: Ares is a powerful and feared God, a man of action, a decisive leader and looks sexy as hell when he is pissed off and when he is brooding. However, he still has to follow the rules.

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