THE PROPER WAY

by:  Judy Marchman
Feedback to:  brazos@iglou.com



DISCLAIMER: Star Wars and all publicly recognisable characters, names and references, etc are the sole property of George Lucas, Lucasfilm Ltd, Lucasarts Inc and 20th Century Fox.  This fan fiction was created solely for entertainment and no money was made from it.  Also, no copyright or trademark infringement was intended.  Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.  Any other characters, the storyline and the actual story are the property of the author.


You clutch your treasure--a packet of Reese's Cups. Hmm...chocolate, peanut butter. You are wary, on the look out for chocolate thieves. Suddenly, a hand reaches in and grabs the packet.

"Hey, Obi-Wan, give that back! Get your own!" you shout.

Hanging his head, he hands the Reese's Cups back. "Okaaay, but I don't carry your world's currency, so...."

He gazes up with sad puppy dog eyes.

"Oh, no, not the puppy dog eyes! Anything but that! You know I can't resist you when you do that! You're just so damned cute!" you cry.

Throwing your hands up in disgust, you toss him the package of Reese's Cups. "Okay, here, but you have to share."

"But there's only two!" he protests.

"What did they teach you at the Jedi Academy anyway? Give me one."

He reluctantly hands over one of the candies, then begins to bite into the one he kept.

"Wait!" you say. "You're not doing that right."

"But I thought the commercial said there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's Cup."

"Well, advertisers lie. It's time you learned that. The truth is, there's only two acceptable ways to eat Reese's Cups."

Obi-Wan nods, ready for his lesson.

"Now, you take your Reese' Cup and begin to suck on the edges, all around. Do you taste the chocolate?" Obi-Wan nods again, eyes focused in concentration. "Good. You can take little nips if you want, just little ones, mind you. Now, begin sucking on it again. Slowly, slowly. Don't want to eat it too fast."

Obi-Wan's perfectly formed lips pull on the delicate chocolate edges until peanut butter began to appear. Looking up, his lips all covered with chocolate, he asks: "Am I doing this right?"

"Oh yeah," you say, resisting a very strong urge to reach out and smear that chocolate around other places on that beautiful body. "Now, dip your tongue in and scoop the peanut butter out."

You feel very warm as you watch his tongue dart in and out of the peanut butter center. You begin to fear you'll melt the Reese's Cup you're holding and you can have that -- he hasn't had his demo yet. Breathing deep, you drag yourself back to your purpose.

"Now, do you want me to demonstrate the other method?" you ask, your breath a little ragged.

"Sure." Obi-Wan says with a raised eyebrow and sly grin. The cheeky bastard, he saw your reaction.

"Well," you begin. "you take the Reese's Cup and you just lick it. All over. This way is more delicate because the chocolate melts quickly, so it takes some practice to get it right. Small bites are also allowed. Let me demonstrate."

Obi-Wan's eyes grow wide as he watches you lick the top of Reese's Cup, then gently bite around the edge and he unconsciously shifts his stance.

"This way is also messy, so licking your fingers might be required, but it makes the enjoyment of the chocolate last so much longer," you say, again demontrating, pulling your finger slowly out of your mouth. You close your eyes and purr, "Mmmmm. So good."

You hear a low moan, and open your eyes to see Obi-Wan staring at you with glazed eyes.

"I do believe Reese's Cups have just become my favorite kind of chocolate," you murmur as you reach for the gorgeous padawan. That chocolate needs smearing.


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