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Down in the temple all the Jedi were thinkin' ploys
For the good Jedi girls and the good Jedi boys
When the boss waddled in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a blaster in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his ears to his feet he was covered with ammo
Like a short thin drunk disgruntled Darkside Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a sparkle in his eye,
"May the Force be with you all... now you're all gonna die!"
The night Yoda went crazy
The night the dwarf went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the temple is gone the bomb brought a quick end
And the BOOM could be heard from Bespin to Scotland
And he tied up his padawans and he held the knights hostage
And he ground up poor Yaddle into Jedi sausage
He got Windu and Mundi with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Plo Koon just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Eeth Koth
And he took a big bite and said, "Ewww......(COUGH)!"
The night Yoda went crazy
The night that Muppet went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around the capital
Without steppin' in padawan guts
There's the Coresaunt Guard and the GBI
There's a speeder from the Galaxy News
And transports floatin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Yoda, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a Force-filled guy
Yes, Amidala, now Yoda's doing time
In a republican prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little queen, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Anakin's in therapy, and Obi's still nervous
And the Jedi all got jobs working for the "Rent-a-" service
And they say Palpatine, he's on the phone every night
With his lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' 'bout - the night Yoda went crazy
The night the lil' green guy flipped
Broke his back cause of rebellious wookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Yoda went crazy
The night the dwarf went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain