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    Summary

    Pairing: J/B
    Rating: R
    Category: Humorous, Holiday Poetry
    Date: December 6, 2000
    Series/sequel: No, thankfully.
    Status: new
    Archive: It'll be at my page.
    Disclaimer: These guys don't belong to me, never did, never will, but I can dream. Petfly doesn't like to share. They also don't pay me, darn it anyhow.
    Notes: Thank you, Mary. You're the best. :)
    Warning: Well there is almost fucking nudity in this one. That's for sure. But after all it's a holiday poem. Notice the first two sentences. I mean, this is probably going to go down in history as a classic.
    Summary: Jim is left without Blair on Christmas and has to eat at his dad's house. He's not happy, as you might imagine. And this will be our new saying on the lists now. Merry Fuck. :)

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