"Lex, how do I get someone I like to notice me?"

"Try not being a model for the seven holy virtues," Lex answered.

Guessing what was next he cut Clark off at the pass, "Chastity, Abstinence, Liberality, Diligence, Patience, Kindness and Humility."

"Oh." The younger man's face screwed up in concentration. "SO if I have sex, recklessly, be the one in charge and really dominant that would work, right?"

"Sure," Lex chuckled.

There was a breeze and Lex found himself on his back, stripped, tied spread-eagle on his bed with a naked Clark over him.

"Fuck Clark!" Lex gasped.

"Soon."