Draco woke to laughter and the unmistakable sound of champagne being uncorked. Bleary eyed, he left his room and trudged toward his father's suite in the Manor. He opened the door to find Harry Potter naked in his father's arms with a huge smile on each of their faces. It was like a splash of cold water to his face. He was instantly awake.

"What the HELL is going on here!?"

"Good morning Draco! We have great news!" Lucius yelled out with joy.

"We? News?" Draco held onto the doorframe for support.

"I’m pregnant!" Harry smiled.

Draco Malfoy passed out.