It was yet another Saturday morning in the LexCorp towers penthouse and a familiar argument was underway…

"Clark, if you love me you'll let me watch my show." Lex cuddled into his favorite alien and lover of five years.

"That's not fair and you know it." Clark rolled his eyes, bewildered how a billionaire genius could love the shows he did.

"It was fair to use the super-pout™ to have your JLA friends over for dinner."

"Right, how did you even notice with Bruce over?"

"Jealous?"

"Maybe…"

"You do love me."

"Okay, okay, put Scooby-Doo on."

"I love you too."