"Lex meet Brad, he's my dorm mate. Brad, Lex is my fuck buddy."

Lex sputtered. Brad laughed. Clark frowned.

"I'm your what?" Lex inquired.

Brad waved, "Later Clark! Lex!"

"Clark, you said I'm your fuck buddy!" Lex gasped.

"NO, I said you’re my best buddy!" Clark gushed. "I wanted him to love you like I do!"

Lex smirked. "Clark, you just said you loved me."

"I do….I mean I did?" Clark blushed shyly.

Kissing him, Lex let Clark's tongue trip over something else.

Instead of a hostile takeover, Lex conducted a personal merger that night, repeatedly.

Sealed with a kiss.