Tour Of Duty - The Epic Continues Hi folks, One way of warding off DSWS is to get your lovely Canuck friends to send you eps (Hi Denise!!) and then write Limericks abOOT them....here's The Epic Limerick part two. If I get enough requests, I'll repost the first season limericks.... Please excuse some of the rhymes, which are a bit cheesy. At least I didn't have to rhyme anything with Tuktoyaktuk this time..... Tour Of Duty - The Epic Continues North  Our Heroes' plane was crash-landed In the woods, far from home, they were stranded With Benny gone blind Their way home he can't find So it's Ray, saves the day, single-handed Vault  Ray & Benton get stuck in the Vault While the villains they try to blow bolt Water rising so high Ray's convinced that they'll die But the robbery's progress they halt The Witness  Ray's witness has been telling lies Judge's order for notes Ray defies Fraser steals a Milk Dud To help out his best bud Into jail he is thrown in disguise Bird In The Hand  Gerard, the Mountie who failed By insiders, to kill him, was trailed He and Fraser were shot In the end they were got But our heros, the villains, saw jailed The Promise  Young waifs living out on the street Steal things from the people they meet Thatcher's brooch taken too! But she knows what to do - Fraser's ordered, the gang, to defeat Mask  A thief takes an Inuit Mask Elder's help, our man Fraser, must ask They make themselves sweat And the Raven is met When inside the sweat-lodge they bask Juliet Is Bleeding  Ray's love-life with sadness is filled When his first-lover, Irene, is killed By a bullet for him An event that is grim As her heart-beats are suddenly stilled One Good Man aka Thank You Kindly Mr Capra  The landlord put up Fraser's rent At him, other tenants did vent So he wooed City Hall After climbing a wall And the landlord's pride they did dent The Edge  Fraser seems to have lost all his skill We're all wondering "is this man ill?" But he regains his aim Putting others to shame He's an excellent Officer still Starman  Ian's Audrey was taken to Mars So they sought her in hotels and bars Till at last she was found Hiding out - safe and sound With the Army, not in Stellar Cars We Are The Eggmen  Benton helps a man - farmer of eggs But on Fraser, a lawsuit, he pegs Ben & Thatcher are caught In a hatcher, distraught They escape by some cunning of Meg's Some Like It Red  Fraser needs, as our story unfurls To go "undercover" with girls So he dresses in drag And he takes up his bag - Now he's a young lady in pearls! White Men Can't Jump To Conclusions  Tyree plays a mean basket-ball For a crime, he is taking the fall His friend just won't own-up Tyree's folly is shown-up Ben & Ray, in the end, truth recall All The Queen's Horses  In this one are All The Queen's Horses The cream of the Mounties' resources Buck Frobisher too - Though he talks to the loo Is still the best man in the Forces Body Language  Trouble starts when Ben saves a bunny Ray's pleased, Fraser thinks its not funny When they visit strip-joint To research a point About drugs and bad dealings for money The Duel  A villain traps Ray in a duel The felon is awfully cruel He taunts him with clues Ray must see through the ruse Hanging in there - as stubborn as mule Red, White or Blue  Ray & Fraser get into a stew When they're hostage to Bolt's motley crew They are strapped to a bomb Must defuse with aplomb Which is it, now - Red, White or Blue? Epilogue  CBS, please don't make this the end Les Moonves, we thought, was our friend But he's taken it off Let's all hope he won't scoff At the mountains of letters we send So we must keep Maintaining the Write Have the goal of renewal in sight If we want to see Ray And our Fraser, some day Carry on with Maintaining the Right I'm off to lie in a darkened room now. Caroline ----caroline@mockett.demon.co.uk------Caroline.Mockett@bbc.co.uk---- "I'm sitting in a closet with a Mountie being licked by a deaf wolf! It was the wolf, wasn't it?" "Yes, Ray" --------http://www.netlink.co.uk/users/mockett/duesouth.html--------