Ole! Insert disclaimer of your choice here. Every once in a while, someone asks me why I've never tried my hand at poetry. I think you'll see the answer once you read this. Long, long ago, in "Son of Drabble," a situation arose in which Turnbull wore a matador costume (Alanna's fault, not mine -- I'm responsible for the tequila, but not the costume). Let's not get into the whys and wherefors of *that*, though ... I just like to periodically remind people of it. And Jenn gets credit for the title. OLE! by Katrina Bowen It's the story Of a Dragon Lady Who lusted after Mounties every day But the object Of her affection Just didn't want to play It's the story Of a guy named Turnbull Who led a secret life all in his head He had a matador Hat with tassles And a shining cape of red Turnbull wore his costume one day for the Lady She said, "Turnbull, I never thought of you And yes, I will become your lover, Although I realize that you'll never have a clue" And TDL Said "What the hell, A matador will surely please me very well." Return to the Due South Fiction Archive