Title: Ray Kowalski's guide to becoming a Canadian Citizen OR ten steps
to being Benton Fraser
Disclaimer: Mistakes in this are
mine. Fraser and RayK are
Alliances... Damn!
Pairing: Fraser and RayK
Mail: caffre19@hotmail.com
Note: In Burning Down the House, Ray finds a Guide on how to become
a Canadian in ten easy steps. Well, seeing as he only got as far as
2, I thought I'd see what I'd come up with.
- Get a big hat.
- Lick electrical sockets, making sure their live first.
- Be good at everything.
- Know a lot of useless words, like germane.
- Know everybody in Canada.
- A wolf. You gotta have a wolf or it just doesn't make sense. Try
to get one that pretends he's deaf.
- Be ready to defend the uniform
of the RCMP at the drop of a hat. Refer to step 1.
- Somehow
manage to never have a hair outta place. Neatness is its own reward,
you gotta remember that.
- Always carry that smelly mucus of some
pregnant somethin' or other for emergencies.
- Be polite to people
holding you at gunpoint and threatening your life. Oh and never carry
a gun just 'cause it's too much bother to fill out a couple of forms.
“That's just facetious Ray, and besides, technically that's eleven
steps you know.”
“Yeah well, don't let me forget logical to the point of death now
will you.”
“I won't Ray.”
“Thanks Fraser.”
“Your welcome Ray.”
The End