Stranger on Tracy Island

Author: jeanster

Rating: R

Catagory - Humor/Parody

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Thunderbirds and/or Fireball XL5.


Stranger on Tracy Island
by jeanster

It's not every day a beach house mysteriously falls from the sky and lands on Tracy Island. And it's not every day the villainous Hood succeeds in finding Tracy Island. But these two events happened about the same time, much to the Hood's misfortune.

"At last I have finally reached Tracy Island where I can learn all about the secrets of the Thunderbirds!" said the Hood. He allowed himself the luxury of dancing on the beach. He did not notice the beach house hurtling directly downward to where he was dancing.

For the Hood's sake, let's hope he didn't feel a thing when the structure made impact.

"Did you hear that?" asked Alan Tracy as he sat on the edge of the swimming pool. He and his brothers turned to look in the direction from where they heard the loud noise.

The door of the beach house opened. Out walked a young beautiful woman leading an odd-looking creature with a long tail. The woman looked confused at her surroundings. Then she spoke in a French accent.

"Zoonie, I don't think we're in Space City anymore," she said to the creature.

She did not notice the pair of booted legs sticking out from beneath her beach house.

"It's all so strange here," said the woman as she walked a bit further. "Everything is in Videcolor!"

She stopped in her tracks as she stared at the group of people who stared back at her. The Tracy brothers were not used to finding beach houses suddenly appearing on their island, must less a beautiful stranger.

Dr. Venus did not know what to make of her strange situation. Just a few minutes ago she and the other citizens of Space City were caught completely by surprise by a freak tornado. She had rushed inside her beach house but was knocked out cold when one of the window frames shattered and struck her. When she awoke she found herself trapped inside her beach house that was caught inside the eye of the tornado. Her beach house was spinning upward, and then it fell.

And now she found herself in a totally different land far away from Space City. And far away from all her friends including the heroic Colonel Steve Zodiac of the Fireball XL5.

"Zoonie, now I know we're no longer in Space City," she said as she gazed at the group of very handsome young men who approached her.

Space City was lacking when it came to gorgeous guys, with the exception of Steve Zodiac. But much as Venus liked Steve, his apparent cluelessness when it came to noticing her as a potential mate was growing tiresome. Or maybe he did not want to complicate their working relationship by having it become anything more than that.

Whatever the reason was, Dr. Venus had certain needs. Needs that required fulfillment.

She smiled at the Tracy brothers. "And these young men just might be able to scratch my itch," she said softly to herself.

Moments later Venus found herself being waited on hand and foot by the handsome Tracy brothers. She rested on a lounge chair by the swimming pool as they brought her food and drinks. Virgil rubbed some sunscreen lotion on her back.

"Heavenly," Venus whispered softly to herself. "That feels absolutely heavenly."

"Tell us more about this Space City," said Scott as he massaged her legs.

"Oh, no. I've bored you gentlemen enough by going on and on," said Venus. "Tell me about you."

Just then Tin Tin and Lady Penelope arrived.

"Scott? Who's this?" asked Tin Tin.

Scott quickly removed his hands from Venus' legs.



Chapter 2

Venus, Tin Tin and the Tracy brothers did not know that Kyrano was under the influence of the Hood, his half-brother. The villainous Hood who used mystical powers, steeped in voodoo and black magic, was still able to reach Kyrano from beyond the dead.

“Avenge me, Kyrano,” commanded the Hood.

Kyrano could not resist. He had to obey.

Kyrano walked over to the beach house and screamed. Everyone turned to look.

“Father, what is it?” asked Tin Tin.

Kyrano pointed at the pair of booted legs sticking out from beneath Venus’ beach house.

“You killed my brother!” shouted Kyrano glaring at Venus. “You dropped your house right on top of him!

Tin Tin and the Tracy brothers were very confused and surprised by all this. Kyrano was usually so very gentle, soft-spoken and polite.

Venus was very shaken and upset. “I-I didn’t m-mean to! I’m sorry!”

“You are an evil sorceress, and you must be punished!”

“Kyrano, let’s calm down and sort this out,” said Scott. “Sorcery? Surely you must realize there’s no such thing.”

“Look! Up in the sky!” shouted Tin Tin pointing upward.

Everyone looked upward and gasped.

“Are those flying monkeys?” asked Alan.

“No,” said Venus. “Those are Lazoons! Zoonie! They all look like Zoonie, my pet Lazoon! But they have wings! How is this possible?”

The sky over Tracy Island indeed appeared to be filled with flying Lazoons.

“J-just t-trying out m-my latest inventions,” said Brain walking toward them. “Dr. Venus, I h-hope you don’t m-mind that I fitted your Lazoon with that pair of w-wings I developed. And the r-reason you see so m-many of them is a t-tricky c-combination of l-light and m-mirrors. P-pretty n-neat, huh?”


Chapter 3

Virgil showed Venus some of his paintings while the others kept Kyrano away from her.

"So you paint in addition to playing the piano," said Venus. "I like what I see." She smiled at this talented piece of eye candy.

"Thank you," said Virgil, thinking she was referring to his paintings.

"If I posed for you, would you paint a picture of me?"

"Why, certainly."

She caught him completely off guard by instantly disrobing right then and there.

I can't believe I'm doing this, thought Venus. This is so unlike me. I'm usually never this bold and brazen. But Virgil is so very attractive and I find I cannot resist him!

Gahhh! I can't believe she's offering to pose nude for me, thought Virgil. He did his best to maintain his composure.

Venus went over to Virgil's bed and stretched out on it. She smiled at him.

"Does this look all right?"

"Uh, yes. Fine." Virgil brought out his art supplies. He smiled at her. Then he began to paint.



Chapter 4

"Can you believe that guy?" asked Gordon pointing to the television. "Captain Troy Tempest was just named Aquanaut of the Year, and he's being featured on 'This Is Your Life'. What's he done that I haven't? I'm a darn good aquanaut, but I have it to keep it a secret. It's not fair."

"Well, if it makes you feel any better, Gordon, you'll always be Aquanaut of the Year to me," said Tin Tin.

"Thanks, Tin Tin." Gordon turned to see Alan still standing by the door to Virgil's room.

"What are they doing in there?" asked Alan.

He pointed at the sign hanging on the doorknob of Virgil's room: "Do Not Disturb. Artist At Work."

"Better not go in there. You know how he gets when he's into his painting," said Gordon.

*****

"There," said Virgil. "It's finished. You can look at it now."

Venus got up and went over to see the painting.

"Virgil, I'm impressed! You're very talented."

"Thank you." Virgil smiled at Venus. She smelled so good right there next to him.

"Virgil," she whispered into his ear.

"Yes?"

"Is that a paintbrush in your pocket or are you very happy that I'm here with you?

Venus reached down and fondled him.

Being the healthy, red-blooded young man that he was with a beautiful naked woman standing right next to him giving him all these come-get-me signals, well, Virgil could hold back no longer. No, sir. No, ma'am. Not a moment longer.

He swept Venus up in his arms and kissed her as he carried her back onto the bed.

She kissed him back hungrily and helped him remove his clothes.

"Oh, Virgil, I want you," she whispered. "Take me now. Right now!"

"Venus, my Venus," said Virgil. "My beautiful goddess!"

She cried out in sheer ecstasy as he satisfied her. Then she blacked out.



Chapter 5

Colonel Steve Zodiac looked at the devastation in Space City caused by the freak tornado.

"Venus," he said to himself. "I've got to see if Venus is okay."

He quickly got into his flying car and headed toward Venus' beach house.

"Oh, no," he said when he arrived.

The doors and windows of the beach house were shattered.

Steve quickly rushed inside.

"Venus! Venus!" he cried as he searched the home.

He found Venus unconscious in the bedroom. Zoonie was curled up in a fetal position and trembling beside Venus.

"W-w-welcome h-home," said Zoonie when Steve entered the bedroom.

"It's all right, Zoonie. I'm here to help."

Steve gently checked for Venus' pulse. He breathed a sigh of relief.

"She's alive," he said. "Thank goodness."

He carefully moved Venus to make her comfortable on the bed.

"Venus, wake up," he said gently. "Can you hear me, Venus? It's Steve."

She did not answer.

"I won't leave your side, Venus," said Steve. "I'll stay right here until you wake up."

Steve held Venus' hand and gazed upon her face.

Zoonie looked up at Steve. The Lazoon had a puzzled look.

"She'll be all right, Zoonie. Don't worry," said Steve.

She has to be all right, thought Steve. I don't know what I'll do if I lose her. Oh, Venus! I'd give anything to be able to hear your voice again and to see you smile at me!

For the next hour Steve stayed by Venus' side and thought of all the times they shared on their space missions.

"Anybody home?" said a voice coming from the living room.

"In here," said Steve. "Oh, it's you, Commander Zero. And Lieutenant 90. Thanks for coming."

"W-welcome h-home," greeted Zoonie.

"Wow, what a mess that tornado made of Venus' house," said Lieutenant 90. "How is Venus?"

"I found her unconscious over an hour ago. She's still not awake."

Suddenly Venus started to move.

"Ooooh," she moaned softly.

"Venus!" said Steve happily. "Wake up, Venus!"

"Steve?" Venus slowly looked up around her. "And Commander Zero? And Lieutenant 90? And my little Zoonie."

"Hello, everybody," said a voice from the shattered window.

"W-welcome h-home," said Zoonie to Professor Matt Matic.

"Matt! Good to see you," said Steve.

"How's Venus?" asked the professor.

"I think I'm all right, Professor. How did I get back home?" asked Venus. "I was away some place far, far away on a beautiful colorful island. And now I'm back here in my own bedroom. What happened?"

"Why, Venus, you must have been dreaming," said Steve. "There was a terrible freak tornado. Remember? I'm afraid it's caused quite a lot of damage to your home."

Venus slowly looked around and saw the shattered windows and household items scattered about.

"No, it couldn't have been a dream. I remember it all so clearly. I was away on a beautiful island where I met some new people. Steve?"

"Yes, Venus?"

"You weren't there."

She turned to Commander Zero.

"And neither were you," she said.

She turned to Lieutenant 90.

"Or you," she said.

She turned to Matt.

"Or you," she said.

Zoonie looked at Venus.

"But you were there with me, Zoonie," said Venus as she reached over and petted her Lazoon. "And you were flying in the air."

The men glanced at each other.

"Gentlemen," said Steve. "Would you mind excusing Venus and me? You, too, Zoonie. I'd like a private word with her now."

"Sure, Steve," said Commander Zero. He smiled at Venus. "We're relieved to see you're okay, Venus. Take it easy. I'll check in on you later."

"Thank you, Commander," said Venus.

Everybody left the room to give Steve and Venus some privacy.

"Venus, you gave me quite a scare," said Steve. "I thought I'd lost you forever."

"Oh, Steve," said Venus. "That's so sweet of you to say so."

"I mean it, Venus."

Steve sat on the bed and put his arm around Venus. She put her head on his shoulder.

"We've been through a lot together over the years," said Steve.

"We certainly have, Steve."

"Venus, will you marry me?" asked Steve.

"Steve!" Venus could not believe her ears. "Do you really mean it?"

"I've never been more serious before in my life. I love you, Venus. Please say yes and make me the happiest man in the galaxy."

"Oh, Steve, of course my answer is yes!"

He embraced her and they kissed.

It was a beautiful wedding which was followed by a beautiful reception which was followed by a beautiful honeymoon.

"I love you, Steve," said Venus as they cuddled together in bed on their wedding night.

"And I love you, Venus," said Steve. They had just finished making love.

Steve wondered how Venus learned all those lovemaking techniques she used on him during the past hour. That was a surprise to him. He thought he would have to be very gentle with her and slowly introduce her to that personal aspect of their married life.

Could it be she's had other men before me, he wondered. No, she couldn't have. She seems so sweet and innocent.

Steve had alway assumed Venus was a virgin.

Maybe it just came naturally to her because she loves me so much, thought Steve. Yes, that must be it. She's probably been crazy in love with me for years and has dreamed and planned of what she wanted to do to me in bed, so that's why she's so good at it.

"Steve, look at the wedding gifts we have to open."

There was a huge pile of beautifully wrapped packages that filled half the honeymoon suite.

"Shall we start opening those?" asked Steve.

"Yes, let's," said Venus smiling.

They opened gift after gift.

"Oh, my," said Steve as they opened a large flat package. "Oh, my, my, my!"

Venus stared at the gift. She didn't know what to say.

It was a portrait of a beautiful young blonde smiling woman stretched out on a bed. She looked very content.

"Venus, she looks like you!" said Steve.

Venus did not say a word. She just stared at the painting.

"Who's this from?" asked Steve. "There was no card on the outside of the package."

Venus looked at the bottom of the painting. There was a signature: V. Tracy.

Steve followed Venus' gaze and saw the signature, too.

"Who's 'V. Tracy'?" he asked.

She did not answer.

I thought it was only a dream, she thought. A beautiful, erotic dream. The best I've ever had. Oh, Virgil! I'll never forget you.

"Venus?"

"I have no idea," said Venus.

Steve turned the painting over to examine the back. There were words written on a card and affixed to the back of the painting.

Steve read the words out loud:

"The goddess Venus in all her glory."

THE END