You Really Shouldn't….(Snippet)

Phantom Menace

Ornery

12/? Loving Series

Rated G

Summary: Mace gets it.

Ain't owning nothin' or makin na money

Loving 12: You Really Shouldn't

In which Mace repeatedly irritates Qui and his mate Intervenes.
by Ornery

"Believe you, I do not. Stupid, you are. Safe it is not, to aggravate Qui Gon. What did you now?" Master Yoda glared at Mace Windu. "Have had to install private, reserved bacta tank, we have. For you, only, it is." He paused. "Docked, for this, your stipend has been. Growing wookie to watch and train have I, time for this, have I not!"

Mace groaned in the tank where his genitals were re-growing.

A healer intervened. "He told Qui Gon that his mate was unsatisfied in bed, and offered to 'help'. She Force Yanked his penis partway off, asked him, "What with? Then Force Yanked Qui into their bedroom.

Yoda stared at her, then at Windu. "Insane you *are*. Mind-healer, treat you, will. Then will speak again. When healers release, Offworld on mission with padawan will you go. Speak to Council I will." He waddled off, muttering under his breath about stupid Jedi masters.

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