Author: Gigi Sinclair
Author Email: canada_gail@hotmail.com
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Category: Humor
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Rating: PG
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Summary: Clark is able to offer Lex a new experience.
Disclaimer: You know the drill. If they were mine, I'd be rich. Very.
Double Entendre
by Gigi Sinclair
"That's not how you do it, Lex."
"Give me a break, Clark. I told you I've never done this before."
"What, never?"
"Well, maybe once. When I was at school in England."
"Was there a course on it?"
"No. It was classified as an extra-curricular activity. Stop sniggering."
"I'm not sniggering. I guess they wanted you to have a thorough education, huh?"
"Could we get on with this please?"
"We don't have to do it if you don't want to, Lex."
"I'm here now. I might as well go through with it."
"You said you've been wanting to give it a try ever since you came to Smallville."
"Clark, please..."
"OK, OK. Here. Put your hand like this...What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just...bigger than expected, that's all."
"They come in all different sizes."
"It feels weird."
"Lex, if you're not into this...."
"It's fine. What do I do next?"
"Give it a squeeze."
"Like this?"
"Harder."
"Doesn't it hurt?"
"Not really. Do it again."
"Nothing's happening."
"It takes practice. Keep trying."
"Clark, nothing is happening."
"Just be patient...There, Lex! Did you see it squirt?"
"That's it? All that work for two little drops?"
"That's as much as you're going to get. Here, I'll finish it off myself."
"Can I watch?"
"Sure."
"You're pretty good at that, Clark."
"You would be, too, if you got up at five o'clock every morning to do it."
"Your dedication never ceases to amaze me."
"There, all done. Take a look, Lex."
"Wow."
"Want to taste it?"
"Is it safe?"
"Well, it's not pasteurized, if that's what you mean. But I've been drinking milk straight from the cow all my life, and I turned out OK."
"If it's all the same to you, Clark, I think I'll pass. Let's grab a coffee or something."
"Sure. I'll just go tell my mom we milked Bluebell for her."
"I'll wait in the car."
"Watch out for the...oh, sorry, Lex. Were those shoes really expensive?"
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