Untitled Sentinel Filk

By Caro Dee

Warning: Filk

Fandom: Sentinel

Rating: R

Note: Okay, why my muse wanted to waste time on this, I'll never know. Sigh... I'm doomed, aren't I? This is just the first, little babystep into filkdom.

Here's the rest of it.

By Caro Dee

This young man, he played One.
He played knick-knack on my stones.
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Gave the kid my bone.
Oh yeah, Blair just made me come!

This young man, he played Two.
Ass or mouth, how can I choose?
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Gave the kid my bone.
Oh yeah, Blair just made me come!

This young man, he played Three,
Begging me down on his knees.
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Gave the kid my bone.
Oh yeah, Blair just made me come!

This young man, he played Four,
"C'mon, Big Guy! Gimme MORE!"
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Gave the kid my bone.
Oh yeah, Blair just made me come!

This young man, he played Five.
I'm not sure that I'll survive!
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Gave the kid my bone.
Oh yeah, Blair just made me come!

This young man, he played Six,
Panting, moaning, lubed up slick!
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Gave the kid my bone.
Oh yeah, Blair just made me come!

This young man, he played Seven.
Thrusting all the way to heaven!
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Gave the kid my bone.
Oh yeah, Blair just made me come!

This young man, he played Eight,
"Oh, Jim, man...Your dick feels GREAT!"
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Gave the kid my bone.
Oh yeah, Blair just made me come!

This young man, he played Nine.
Now the kid is mine, all mine!
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Gave the kid my bone.
Oh yeah, Blair just made me come!

This young man, he played Ten.
The Kama Sutra is our friend!
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Gave the kid my bone.
Oh yeah, Blair just made me come!

This young man, he played Eleven.
Can't believe his motor's still revin'
With a knick-knack paddywhack,
Helplessly, I groan...

Damn it, Chief, just give it a rest, willya!
I'm not as young as I used to be, you know.
*Ten* times is pretty damn good!
Go to sleep NOW or
You're getting a paddywhack on your knick-knack
You're not gonna like!
Jeez...

Acknowledgments/Threats: Royslady, I've got you to thank for this. Just you wait! Someday, when you
least expect it. Promise.

Caro. Evil grin. You get the picture