Title: Here They Go Again

Author: Chaos/WildSilverLynxx

Rating: PG13 (for language)

Pairing: Um, read it, please

Series/Serial: No

Warnings: None really.

Summary: Summary? Uh. No, I don't think so. This is sort of a ficlet, more than drabble but less than a story. Just something that came to me one sleepless night after an endless day. And, of course, it's late again.

And, to lvblair: Thanks for the reviews on the last two story beginnings I posted. You're the only one I heard from but I wanted you to know I am going to finish them as soon as the Docs are finished w/me.

Here They Go Again
By Chaos/WildSilverLynxx

"I can't believe you did that. Again!"

"I did it ? I DID IT? What the hell do you mean I did it? This was all your fault!"

"Oh, no. You are NOT going to put this off on me. This is your doing."

"Don't get me started. Do you really want me to list all the times you've nearly gotten us thrown out of some place or started a fight or at least threatened to? Do you not understand that it doesn't matter that you are a police officer you cannot go around threatening people just because they look at your lover?"

"I. Was. NOT. the one. who. mentioned, in an extremely threatening manner might I add, giving that guy- and his girlfriend, a Drano enema if they didn't stop staring."

"Oh, please, you didn't like it any more than I did. You just don't have the balls to do it yourself."

"Ah, ha! So I repeat HOW could this be my fault?"

"If you would have backed me up instead of playing footsie the guy would've backed off without a sound."

*

"If you two don't knock it off you can just stop the car and let me out." A fed up voice from the back seat stated.

"Sorry, Chief, we just get carried away sometimes."

"No kidding. Maybe that's why I'm in the shape I'm in, huh?"

"Sorry, Baby. You know I just get so mad when someone comes on to you. Especially, someone like that idiot. I mean, a threesome?"

"Uh, Simon..."

"I mean with him and his bimbo."

"Right." Blair groaned as Simon turned the corner on to Prospect.

"Blair? Sweetheart, are you okay?"

"Yeah, Jim. Just shifted too fast, ya know?"

"I'm sorry, Baby. You know we wouldn't have gotten you involved in this intentionally, don't you? I mean..."

Big sigh. "I know what you mean, Jim. How were you to know that while you were defending my honor the girlfriend would come over and take it out on me?"

"That was one hell of a left she had. Too bad she won't be using it for awhile." Simon's chuckle would have seemed out of character to any of the other members of Major Crimes but his two lovers knew it was often a sign of his nerves being stretched to their breaking point. "Thank God for that waitress."

"God? Wendy would say Goddess, Simon."

"Wendy?"

"The waitress."

"You know the waitress, Chief?"

"Wendy Wong. Took three anthro classes with me. She never believed my press conference. She's also a karate instructor. Seven years now."

"So,"

"So, if you hadn't called in half of Major Crimes the bar would probably still be in one piece and we wouldn't be out $1600.00."

"Sorry, Chief, I know we're neanderthals."

"Jim, Neandertals were civilized compared to you two. But, it must be nice to know you do have close relations in the office."

"Wha...Rafe and Brown?"

"Bingo."

"Explain to me what happened there. How do I now have three detectives on the injured list." Simon tried not to sound amused.

"Well, Rafe saw Wendy in the corner fists flying, me trying to break it up and he assumed that she was a danger to me. He grabbed her and she countered, breaking his arm. H, being the good partner that he is, came in for backup and now he's not walking quite normally. Megan headed in our direction and I got between them getting it from both sides. By the way, she's going to start taking Wendy's karate class."

"God help us."

"Chief, I'm so sorry."

"You should be since it's all your fault."

"The hell it is."

"Stop the fucking car, now!"

END

Note: I don't usually do threesomes (at least not in Sentinel fic) and especially not with J/B since I consider it a sacred relationship but as I said this came out of a long day's journey into a nightmare so...