Breakfast In Bed

by Heuradys

R

Just what the title says...

Breakfast In Bed

by Heuradys

"Chief, what the hell is all over your ass?"

"Honey. Can't you smell it?"

"Of course, I can smell it. I can almost *taste* it."

"That's the idea, you know."

"No shit, Sherlock. I suppose my *real* question is why you're in my bed, naked, with your ass coated with honey. Some holiday I don't know about?"

"You're not usually this slow when you wake up. You're the one who said that you wanted sticky buns for breakfast."

"I meant from the bakery, smartass."

"Don't be so damned literal... Besides, they're out, and that's 'sweetass' to you. Hey, where are you going? This stuff's gonna start crystallizing soon!"

"To get the butter."

"Huh?"

"Can't stand sticky buns without butter... You know... split them..."

"Oh, man..."

"...and wait for the butter to melt..."

"Ooooh, man..."

"...Then stick your tongue *really* deep..."

"Damn, hurry up! What the hell are you waiting for?"

"Or, even better, Chief... what do you think of sticky buns with a cream filling?"

"Ooooooooh!"

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