Title: Right at Home

Author: Thesseli

Fandom: Red Dwarf

Rating: PG

Summary: Lister and Rimmer crash on a strangely familiar planet...

Archive: yes

Disclaimer: None of these characters belong to me; I'm just borrowing them. No space bums or smegheads were harmed in the writing of this fanfic.

Right at Home: A Drabble
By Thesseli

Dave Lister surveyed the beach that he and Rimmer had found themselves on after Starbug crashed, taking note of the beautiful and nearly naked young woman a little way down the shoreline.

Rimmer, on the other hand, was much more focused on the half buried Statue of Liberty and the army of apes on horseback that were quickly closing in on them.

"Well, Listy," the hologram said flatly, as he and his shipmate were led away in chains. "I'm sure you'll be feeling right at home here."

"Oh ha ha, Rimmer, very funny," Lister retorted.

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