Title: Fantastic Voyage?

Author: Thesseli

Fandom: Red Dwarf

Timeline: Series 4, immediately after 'Meltdown'

Archive: Yes for the WWOMB; anyone else please ask.

Category: Drabble

Rating: G

Status: Repost

Summary: Rimmer gets even with Lister for swallowing his light bee.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kryten, Rimmer, Lister, or Red Dwarf. I'm not making any money on this story; and no eaters of curry or light bees were harmed in the writing of this drabble.

by Thesseli

Rimmer's light bee eventually 'reappeared'.

Following this, Kryten repaired the components that had been damaged by Lister's chewing... _after_ it had been boiled, baked, disinfected, and decontaminated in every way known to the sanitation mechanoid. (And he knew alot of them.) When the device was reactivated afterwards, the thoroughly disgusted Rimmer had taken nearly as many hologramatic showers and baths.

It had taken days, but when it was over he was ready. Because during that time, he had worked out his revenge.

A slideshow.

Lister was horrified. This was even worse than the one of the diesel decks.

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