Dear Diary...

by sephiroth

I am Kai. Last of the Brunnen-G. I have been dead for over 2000 years. I am supposed to be fullfilling a great prophecy. But Stan and Zev have insisted upon forcing me to do something called "take a vacation."

So here I am, 'on vacation' as the saying goes. And I am not happy. I am never happy. Or sad for that matter. I am dead and I do not get happy or sad. I ...

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"Kai, come on!" Zev called to him. "You'll miss the parade! And you know they're having that special segment in your honor."

I look up at Zev and tell her I will be right with her. About the segment in my honor. That's because I used my weapon to harpoon a few of those singing mannequins in one particular ride. Those things were driving me up the wall. If a time warp ever opens up around here, remind me to send those things to His Divine Shadow.

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