Chapter 10
Alan opened his mouth to answer but was saved by the bell ringing shrilly to signal the first lesson.Hermione leapt up,"Oh crap, it's potions first thing.We can't be late for HIM." She said, while stuffing her books in her bag.Steven, Alan, Shaun, Harry,Draco, and Ron shared a look, while Severus just hid a smirk.
Hermione ran out of the hall, while singing loudly,"Why don’t you take another little piece of my heart, Why don’t you take it and break it, And tear it all apart, All I do is give All you do is take Baby why don’t you give me A brand new start
So let me live (so let me live) Let me live (leave me alone) Let me live, oh baby And make a brand new start."Her voice faded from earshot. Harry and the other students filed out after her, leaving Remus, Steven, Shaun,Alan,Sirius and ,of course, Severus.
Severus turned to Remus and said,"Now there's a girl after my own heart."
Alan smirked, "So I knew you were sweet on her."He pushed Severus out the door,"Come on you don't want to be late for potions. I'm coming with you 'cause I don't have a lesson until second period."
Severus groaned,"Oh crap."
"I heard that."
As they entered the classroom ten minutes later, the class went quiet."Today we will be making the Vocus Switch potion. I warn you that this is a extremely complex potion."Severus looked around at Steven and Shaun, "You two will be with Longbottom. I trust you know how to make Vocus Switch."
Steven looked at Shaun and they both nodded and sat down next to Neville and got their stuff ready.Steven looked at Neville, who looked nervous,because of Severus' brothers.Alan was paired off with Harry behind Neville.
A little while later, Neville was a little confused as Steven and Shaun were arguing, on the order of the ingredients,"I'm sure the nightshade goes in before the cat fur."Steven whispered, his voice full of venom.
"You moron, cat fur first, nightshade after." Shaun whispered back, his voice getting louder with every word.
"Look, you don't know jack. Neville, add the nightshade."
"Don't, you'll kill us all."
"SHUT UP! ADD THE GODDAMN NIGHTSHADE!" Steven yelled, making Neville jump, causing him to drop both the nightshade and the cat fur at the same time, causing the potion to turn a deep orange and to bubble menecingly.Steven, Neville, Harry and Shaun ducked under the desk.Severus, sensing something was amiss, swooped over, just as the potion exploded, covering Severus and Alan completely."Oh, this is just bloody great."Alan griped, orange potion dripping off his nose.
*
"What happened?" Hermione asked.Alan opened his mouth to answer but all that came out of his mouth came a groan. He clutched his stomach, groaning in pain,on the other side of him Severus did the same, groaning as they both collapsed on the floor.Hermione ran to the side of Severus,kneeled down beside him, and asked, "Professor, are you alright?"
Remus shared a look with Sirius, that plainly said,'True Love.'
Severus looked up, as the pain wore off and said,smiling,"Sure. I'm fine." He looked her over and said,"You're so lovely.I saw a poem that describes you perfectly, It goes something like this,'I hear your voice telling me you love me, I hear your whispers telling me you want me but all I do is run away cause I'm scared of getting hurt, scared of you holding me cause I'm scared of love.'" A pause, then Severus burst out with,"Good God, What was that?"He blushed and turned to Hermione, who was looking a little misty eyed.
He opened his mouth to say something else but was interupted by Draco,"Professor, Potter just called me a ferret."
Severus got to his feet, looked at Draco and said,"Draco I have three words for you...GET OVER IT!"
Draco's jaw dropped."P-p-professor, aren't you going to take points off them?"
"Yeah,"Came Alan's sardonic voice, "you'd better take points otherwise Draco will get all upset."
"Whatever,"Severus sighed,"Very well, half a point off Gryffindor."
Everyone's jaws dropped at that,"Half a point?...Good God, the hourglasses are going to have a nervous breakdown." Alan muttered.
"Like I said before, Get over it.sheesh!I don't have time to wipe sniveling Slytherin's backsides or their noses."
"B-b-b-but Professor, isn't Potter going to get detention?"Draco asked.
"To do what exactly? Hit me with a fish?"Severus said.He chuckled,"Sorry, inside joke."He explained as some of the students looked puzzled.
"What did that twit do now?" Alan groaned."I always seem to be washing my clothes."
"The house elves must really love you." Severus commented.
"WHAT IS GOING ON?" Steven yelled.
Chapter 11
Shaun muttered something rude about Steven, ignoring the glare Steven sent his way. "God Steven, could you be any more dumb?" Shaun asked again, this time a little louder."You totally wrecked the the classroom and you nearly killed two of your brothers."Steven reached into his bag and pulled out a muffin and threw it at Shaun, who wisely ducked, as the muffin embedded itself into the door, right next to Remus."Woah!" Remus asked, pointing at it,"What's this?"
"Chinese fighting muffin." Shaun replied, laughing.
"That's not funny. A friend of mine once took a Chinese fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags." Remus said.
Steven growled."They're not Chinese fighting muffins, they're chocolate!What is going on?I mean, Alan you're acting very 'out of character' or in fanfic speak'OOC', and you too, Severus."
Shaun stopped laughing,"Yeah it's almost as if you guys have.....You have, haven't you?"
Alan and Severus nodded."Yes." They said in unison.
"We have, no thanks to 'Mr Chinese Fighting Muffin' over there." Severus said.
"Don't insult our brother, it's his fault that we are in this goddamn predictament."Alan groused.He fiddled with his hair,"God I'm going to have to change my hair again."
"Don't you dare. I mean I need it for continuity. How do you think the nitpickers will react if 'Professor Severus Snape's' hair suddenly changes colour? They would have a field day."
"Well at least it's not to short or too long.It's just too blonde for me.Anyway MY hair has always been black so why are you blonde?"
"It's for the film I'm doing at the same time as 'Harry Potter' I have to switch my hair colour for the two different roles."
"Oh dear, What a shame."
"Careful or I'll get 'Mr Chinese Fighting Muffin' on to you."
"Someone has been watching too much Charlie's Angels." Shaun commented.
"I'm bored,"Steven muttered,He started singing quietly, "Hey, is this thing on? (uh uh)
I saw her dancin there by the record machine
I knew she must have been about 17
The beat was going strong
Playin my favorite song
I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was with
Me (yeah me)
I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was with
Me (yeah with me)
(sing it)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
She smiled so I got up and asked for her name
But that don't matter she said, cuz it's all the same.
She said, can I take you home?
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and she was with me (yeah Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
I love rock and roll, yea
Cause it soothes my soul, yea
I love rock and roll, yea ay yea
She said, can I take you home?
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and she was with me (yeah Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!"
"Who was that about?" A bemused Harry asked Steven.
Chapter 12
Alan muttered,"Never mind.Is this a singing contest? Can I join in?"He opened his mouth and sung and rapped, stealing the lyrics from someone, who he had heard rap these lyrics, not so long ago."Yeah Yeah
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Basically I'm the worst nightmare you ever had
Figure a trigger happy black cat with a pink tail
Parading around Hogwarts school[Argh!]
High off milk, with a banana clip
Feasting off the weak tea of Hogwarts
with a manuscript, and professional ass whipping
Task force, brass knuckles a master in ass kicking
If you ask for it I'll blast for it you back-flipping
No one saw it I won't stop the clock ticking
Got a wizard for a partner that's ready to fight me
The world's a merry-go-round I stereotype slythies
He's a spit in the face for pit bull and bite gryffies
Matters of fact, I kinda like this cat for a white tiger
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
I got the project sorta locked they trust my logic
'cos the star profs got it from wands to damn curses
My object is to deprogram blind ya optics
You cannot stop this mission this topic
'cos you can write tickets my sweetheart or get paid
Learn this game in the streets or get slayed
collect this cheese at the end of this maze
Or hit the desk and fill out forms for days
Need I remind you
how easy it would be to take the city by storm with the whole force behind you
Shorty in the trunk and on my collar there's a bell too
'cos psychologically the wands you use will define you
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
These evil streets don't sleep
Be careful with who you mingle
In a city where it pays to be bi-lingual
Jokes so brief-o "
"I'm Maxi leaving enemies stunned on arrival
For a couple of mill and you're screwing my fun up
Trying to play the hero cat and you still suck
Put you to bed with one in your head you won't feel much
(Repeat 2 X)
Get your pants off take yo shirt off and spread them
Opposition I'll just take him
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]
Understand, I'll never kid around with you
Try to resist I'll dismiss you
bite me [bite me ] bite me [bite me ]"
Draco looked at Alan,"Hey you stole those lyrics off Max."
"Who's Max?" Severus asked.
"He's right.You stole them.Professor you should know who Max is.."Hermione added."Hang on, how could you not know? Unless......OH MY GOD!"She rounded on Steven,"You switched them.No wonder.Oh God."
"Crap on Voldermort's pantyhose."Shaun commented."Steven, YOU ARE A GODDAMN IDIOT!"
Chapter 13
"Isn't Max that very nice black cat?" Steven asked. "Hey I'm not an idiot."
"Yes, but surely you meant annoying and rude?" Alan replied. "You ARE an idiot. I don't know how you passed your auror training."
"Brains, my dear brother."
Alan walked over to Severus' desk and opened the drawer and pulled out a pair of scissors. He walked up behind Steven and cut off his hair just above the ponytail band, so his hair was in the style of Severus. Steven whirled around and scowled at Alan. "What did you do that for? My hair!" Steven wailed.
"Well as I thought you needed a haircut, Steven." Alan replied.
"If I didn't know that you were really Severus in that body, I would've guessed. Only Severus is THAT evil."
"It'll grow back." Alan retorted. He turned to Hermione and thrust Steven's hair into her hand. "Miss Granger, hold onto that." Hermione took it and put it in her pocket as it was the only place she could put it, to keep her hands free.
"You can stick a bean sprout up your hole." Steven replied, his hand coming up to stroke what was left of his hair.
"Ew! No thanks, it'd be waste of a good bean sprout."
"Oh my God! They start filming in two days." Severus suddenly interrupted. "Poor Daniel, poor Rupert, poor David, poor Gary and poor Emma too, having to put up the real Sevvie." He looked at Alan, "Now Sevvie, play nice. I don't want to hear that you were mean to them." He gave Alan a look that said, `If you do, I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks.'
Alan sighed, "It wouldn't be the first time that I've had to be you, and I have a feeling it won't be the last."
"Yeah I know. At least this time it didn't make you turn into a baby and have your mum change your nappy because you've done a poo-poo but you know how to go to potty." Severus muttered. Steven, Shaun and Alan all nodded.The students just looked confused.
"That's true." Steven growled.
Alan addressed the class. "If any of you tell anyone else what has happened here to day, I'll personally cut your heart out with a spoon. UNDERSTAND?" The class nodded, looking fearful.
"That's my line." Severus protested
"So? I'm in your body, so I can steal your lines."
"And my underwear…"
"You're wearing underwear? What a surprise."
"I'm always wearing underwear, it's Steven and Shaun that don't."
"We also sunbathe in the nude." Shaun told the class, making all the girls blush.
Hermione and Ginny shared a look.
"That's way too much information." Alan said, "I don't think the class needed to know that."
"I'm not wearing any at the moment," Steven clarified, "Do you girls want to see?" The girls all nodded. Steven smiled and reached for his zip.
Chapter 14
Steven slowly unzipped his trousers, ignoring the girls lustful glances, and pulled them open so the class could see that he wasn't, in fact, wearing any underwear."See I told you I wasn't..."
Remus looked down at Steven's crotch and then realising where his eyes had been looked quickly up."Great." He muttered, "Now I feel much less of a man now.."
"Aren't you and David identical?"Steven asked, his bits still hanging out.
"Not as identical as you guys."
Alan put his hand in front of Steven's crotch,"Steven put it away..." He ordered.
"Severus, don't touch what you can't afford."Steven growled.
"I can afford it and besides I have my own one to play with." Alan retorted.
"Well go and play with it then."
"I would but I'm currently not occupying my own body so I can't."
Steven jumped as he felt a featherlike touch on his nether regions. He looked down to see Ginny running a finger along it.She looked up at him, "It's so soft.." Alan blinked,'That can not be Miss Weasley touching up my brother..."He blinked again, 'It is, AND she's doing it in front of her brother and he's just watching..' Steven's hand reached down and grabbed her hand and pulled it, gently away. He grinned at her, as he put himself away. "As much as I love being touched up, this is neither the time or the place..." He looked at Sirius, "Although if your crush won't come through, I might just have to have you for myself."
Chapter 14
Ginny blushed, "I don't know what you mean......Uh....."
"Steven...My name is Steven although I do answer to Severus, Shaun, Alan, Oi you or even Bedhopper although not all the rumours are true.."
Alan snorted, "What? Not even the one when you were caught shagging that fifth year in the broom closet?" Shaun and Severus started to chuckle. Remus and Sirius burst out laughing.
Steven blushed as that one was true and the story had found it's way round the school in no time. He had to endure a week of teasing before Severus had been caught in the same situation."Shut up Severus...You weren't the innocent flower either..." He snapped, "I seem to remember you getting caught in the same situation with a Gryffindor no less."
The students all looked at Alan incredulously.' Snape caught shagging a Gryffindor?'
"I wasn't the one getting chewed out because it was some sixth year's girlfriend that you were shagging..I remember he threatened to beat you up until you whispered something in his ear that made him back off...."
"Shut up."Steven snarled, reminding the students how much like his brother he was. "I'm trying to talk to.....um..Ginny and you keep f...... bloody well interrupting me.." He turned to Ginny and said to her, with a mischievious grin on his face, which made him look even more sexy than ever."I know who your crush is and I will help you to make him notice you.."
Ginny gulped and nodded her ok.Steven smiled and dragged her in a corner.
Severus turned to Hermione and said to her quietly, answering the question that has been bursting out of her gut, "Don't worry, he knows what he's doing." at her look he elaborated, as an auror he's had to do a lot of undercover work..."
"Yeah in both meanings of the word..."Shaun interrupted. "Better be careful or Steven will be adding another notch on his well marked bedpost.."#
"If half those stories are true, I'm suprised his bed hasn't collapsed." Sirius added, joining the conversation.
"That's a big IF." Remus remarked. "He always was a charmer. He could always get ANYONE into bed with him by using the voice, heck all of them do." He added with a look at Severus.
"Anyone? Don't you mean any girl?" Hermione asked.
"No I mean ANYONE,"Remus confirmed, "Heck if I wasn't straight, I'd be joining the queue."
"Me too."Sirius agreed. Severus and Hermione gave him a look,"I'm straight, so is Steven.... Well sort of...He swings both ways.."
"I'm straight and so is Alan and Severus." Shaun confirmed.
"But it's cool.."
"Sirius here has a thing for a girl named...."Remus teased.
They were interrupted in their gossiping when Steven gave a shout from across the classroom.
Chapter 15
They all turned around and saw that Steven had put Ginny's hair up in a loose bun, with a few tendrils framing her face.
Sirius' jaw dropped,"Wow!"
Steven smiled,"Isn't she just....precious?"
Alan opened his mouth to respond but instead let out a yelp, "What was that? My pocket is vibrating."
Severus sighed, "Idiot, that's my mobile... Wonder who that is." He dug around Alan's pocket and pulled his mobile out, which was vibrating and ringing madly.He looked at the screen, "It's Gary.."
"Gary Oldman?" Sirius asked.
"Yes. How many Garys do you think I know?" Severus answered."Now Gary knows about Hogwarts and everything..so he won't be suprised." He pressed the answer button."Hey Gary.What's up?" The others could hear it this time because Severus had put it on loudspeaker..
"About time."Gary responded.
"Shut up. I had to have a good dig around my pocket."
"Alright. No need to get your pants in a bunch... I was just ringing to ask, are you looking forward to filming?"
"As long as you don't steal the screen."
"I'm in for about 30 mins tops." Gary retorted. "Unlike you... You scene stealing hack."
Severus' voice took on a teasing tone,"Rent Boy." The students looked confused.
"Slut."Gary teased back.
"Drag Queen."
"Drama Queen."
"Slash Puppy"
"Mancandy Tramp."
"Where did you pick that up from?"Severus asked,"Werewolf Groupie"
"Lucius Lover"
"Bondage Freak"
"Dominatrix"
"Leather Lover"
"Silk Freak"
"You're not going to let me get the last word, are you?"
"Never have, never will.."Gary retorted."I'm not the one getting cosy with David."
Steven let out a yell."Ha! I knew it."
"Shut it, Steven." Severus growled,"You do know what happens to Sirius in the fifth book, don't you?"
"Yeah, I heard... Is he there?"
"Yeah he's here."Severus replied. "When I read the fifth book, I cheered when Sirius fell through the veil."
"You would... You evil git."
"Hello Snuffles is still here." Sirius said.
"Whatever, get your arse through that veil."
"Who are you talking to?"Asked Gary and Sirius at the same time.
"Snuffles."
"Well that really helps, seeing as there are two Snuffles."Gary muttered.
Sirius butted in, "Snuffles one says 'Alan Rickman is an evil git.'"
Gary laughed and added,"Snuffles two agrees with Snuffles one and would also like to add that Alan Rickman is a wannabe drama queen."
"Alright you two stop quoting the books or I'll push you through there myself."
Chapter 16
Gary made a noise that could be growl or a purr, "I'd like to see you try. Look I`ve got to go and get ready. People to see, things to do.."
"Shouldn't it be, things to see and people to do? Severus asked. "Okay I'll see you later."
"You mean tomorrow, don't you? Or have you forgotten that we're filming the Shrieking Shack scene?" Gary asked. "You know, where David has to transform and then rip your clothes off."
"Shit, how could I forget?" Severus said, "Okay, I'll see you `tomorrow'. Bye." Severus hung up. He shook his head and rolled his eyes. "How did that guy become a famous actor?" a long silence greeted him at this question.
Steven took advantage of the silence to add, "Perhaps it's the favours he gets, from his willing audience."
What like you, you mean?" Severus asked, quirking an eyebrow in amusement.
Steven grinned, "Why not? That guy has got a tight ass." That comment made Harry snort and Neville to look more confused.
Harry leaned into Neville and whispered, "I'll explain later.."
Steven opened his mouth to say something but was interrupted by the bell for lunch The students filed out. Remus looked at them and followed them Sirius following him. "Got to prepare for the darling students, have you?" Steven yelled after him, "Or are you going to be doing `it' doggy style?" This comment made the students in the hall turn around and look at him in amazement, because to them, it looked like Severus had taken leave of his senses.
Remus turned around and, surprising the students, yelled back. "I believe that's your job Steven."
"I would but I don't go for four legged creatures. No matter how tight their ass.." Steven responded, "What do you two do in the Shrieking Shack anyway?"
Alan came up behind Steven and muttered in his ear, "That question is best left unanswered." Louder, he added, "I ask myself the same question."
"Ah now I understand, why you went to the Shrieking Shack in our sixth year." Steven asked, "So find out anything interesting?"
Remus interrupted this conversation by marching up to Steven and Alan and stood in front of them, "Need I remind you, Steven, of your little jaunt in the Prefect's Bathroom in our seventh year, with Matty, Mary, Bella, Lucia and a few other students?"
"How did you…?" Steven asked, his face pale.
"You forget about the Marauder's Map and it's `special feature'." Sirius added, coming up behind Remus. "It came with sound as well. There was a lot of screaming, shagging and other things going on." The students had paused and were listening to the conversation.
"WHERE IS THAT BLOODY MAP? WHEN I GET HOLD OF IT, I'M GOING TO BURN IT!!!" Steven yelled.
"And you said you were an avid reader of `Harry Potter'," Shaun remarked, "Try reading the third book again."
"Harry has it." Steven realised. He made to go to Harry, but was stopped by Shaun putting an arm on Steven's shoulder.
"Leave it." Shaun commanded.
Steven glared at Remus, who was unfazed by the angry dark haired man in front of him. "That's blackmail." Steven paused, then smiled, "But you forget that I also have my ways of knowing what goes on in Hogwarts. Especially what went on last night."
Remus and Sirius looked at each other and paled, "No not that…"
Steven smirked evily and said, "Well I can't help it if you two are so involved with Britney and Christina and doing a Madonna. He smirked as he remembered the events that happened the night before.
++FB++
In the Shrieking Shack's upstairs bedroom, Remus Lupin stood in front of Sirius, who was sitting on the bed, shaking his booty, to Britney Spears, but that wasn't the worst of it, he was wearing a long blonde wig, white blouse and a skirt. Sirius was just as bad, wearing black leather chaps, what looked like a bikini top and a long black wig. They both held a bottle of what looked like Fire whiskey, which also looked to be nearly empty. Two empty bottles stood by Remus` feet..
*Oh my God. Hope they won't wear that tomorrow, that's really scary.*
Sirius got up, put his arm around Remus as the song changed, Remus' hand brushed a stray lock of hair off Sirius' face and they started dancing very closely. They looked at each other and smiled.
/Steven was looking on horrified, but unable to look away/
Sirius sang the next song, while shaking his booty like he was Rod Stewart.
"Hey, is this thing on? (uh uh)
I saw him dancin there by the record machine
I knew he must have been about 17
The beat was going strong
Playin my favorite song
I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with
Me (yeah me)
I could tell it wouldn't be long till he was with
Me (yeah with me)
(sing it)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!"
*I like that song, why do you have to butcher it like that.*
"He smiled so I got up and asked for his name
But that don't matter he said, cuz it's all the same.
He said, can I take you home?
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and he was with me (yeah Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!" Sirius was, now dancing, so close to Remus that they were almost sharing each other's underwear.
"I love rock and roll, yea
Cause it soothes my soul, yea
I love rock and roll, yea ay yea
He said, can I take you home? "
Where we can be alone
And next we're moving on, and he was with me (yeah Me)
We were moving on, and singing that same ol' song
(yeah with me)
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!
(singing)
I love rock and roll, so put another dime in the
Juke box baby
I love rock and roll, so come and take the time and
Dance with me
Ow!"
/By this time Steven was getting excited and he couldn't hold it in any longer. As he came, he let out a howl that sounded like a werewolf in heat./
Remus looked at Sirius, "What's next?" They were standing very close together.
/Steven leaned nearer the mirror, eager to catch every word./
"We do a Madonna.."
"What like with….." Remus broke off as Sirius placed a hand over his mouth.
"Yes but we need a song first.. To get in the mood"
*Yeah right, if you're not horny already I'll eat Alan's script..*/Steven snorted/
"What song?" Remus asked, paused to listen as the radio announcer announced the next song., "That's not fair.. I don't have any mints."
"Just because this song was playing as your cousin was given a mint with no hands doesn't mean you have to."
They looked at each other as the first bars of the song were playing, "Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?
Always tease tease tease
Siempre - coqetiando y enganyando"
Sir ius and Remus were getting closer and closer to each other. Their lips were almost touching..
*They're gonna kiss*
"You're happy when I'm on my knees
Me arrodilla y estas feliz
One day is fine, next is black
Un dias bien el otro negro
So if you want me off your back
Al rededar en tu espalda
Well come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir
Should I stay or should I go?
Me debo ir o que darme
Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know
This indecision's bugging me
Esta undecision me molesta
If you don't want me, set me free
Si no me quieres, librame
Exactly who'm I'm supposed to be
Diga me que tengo ser
Don't you know which clothes even fit me?
"saves que robas me querda?
Come on and let me know
Me tienes que desir
Should I cool it or should I blow?
"me debo ir o quedarme?
Should I stay or should I go now?
"yo me frio o lo sophlo?
If I go there will be trouble
Si me voi - va ver peligro
And if I stay it will be double
Si me quedo es doble
So you gotta let me know
Me tienes que decir
Should I stay or should I go?
"yo me frio o lo sophlo?"
By the time the song was finished Sirius and Remus were kissing each other passionately.. They broke apart as a noise interrupted their `snogfest'
Remus looked at Sirius. "Um I guess we better get to bed."
"Uh huh."
"It never happened."
"No one need know."
They gave each other a small kiss and stumbled back to the castle, little knowing that there was a witness to their actions and was willing to exploit it. They parted and went to their separate beds dreaming of their escapades.
*Ha, when I see them tomorrow, I'll let them know what I saw.* /Steven thought to himself, *this'll be fun.*/Tapping the mirror, he deactivated it and then he climbed into bed and fell asleep, dreaming of what he had witnessed and what he was going to do with the knowledge.
++End FB++
"You evil git!" Sirius yelled, while trying to launch himself at Steven. Remus had to hold Sirius back while Steven laughed.
"Remus, you really must put him on a leash." Steven said, while trying not to laugh in their faces. "Actually I don't care who you tell about my escapade in the bathroom but how will all those students react when they hear about what Sirius Black and Remus Lupin do in the Shrieking Shack." He turned to the bemused students, muttered 'Sonarus' and said, his voice booming around the whole school because he had overdosed on the sonarus charm, "Everyone! I was shagging 6 girls in the prefects bathroom when I was 16 years old and I enjoyed it. I'm not afraid to admit it..."He looked at Alan, who was looking a bit mortified, the younger students looked confused and the older ones just smirked, "In fact," he added, "I enjoy all forms of shagging and I haven't had a shag in a week."
Remus hid a smirk. "well that's nice to know, Steven."
Sirius added, also with a smirk, while handing Steven a cup of coffee. "No wonder you're a bit grumpy.."
Steven downed the drink then shuddered, "Did you put something in this drink?"
"Hell no, that's how you have your coffee, white, no sugar right?"
"No that's Shaun I have one sugar... but it's good."
Chapter 18
Shaun grabbed Alan's and Steven's arms and started dragging them to the Great Hall, Severus, Sirius and Remus and the students trailing behind.Steven was humming 'I love rock and roll' under his breath'
Alan, Steven and Steven stopped suddenly and they both opened their mouths and started singing,"Here we are.born to be kings.We're the princes of the universe.Here we belong."While they were singing instuments had appeared out of nowhere. Sirius had one of the guitars, Shaun had the other guitar, Remus had the drum kit,which was bobbing in mid-air in front of him and they all had hands free microphones on their heads even Steven, Alan and Severus.They started walking up the stairs to the Great hall.Sirius was strumming experimently on the guitar and then he started playing it properly.Steven sung the next part on his own "fighting to survive.In a world with the darkest powers."Sirius was really playing the guitar now with an awsome guitar riff."And here we are.we're the princes of the universe.Here we belong.fighting for survival.
We've come to be the rulers of your world."
Severus was next,"I am immortal.i have inside me blood of kings.I have no rival.no man can be my equal.Take me to the future of your world."
Steven was next, "Born to be kings.princes of the universe.
Fighting and free.got your world in my hand.
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand.
We were born to be princes of the universe."
Alan was after him, "No man could understand.my power is in my own hand.Ooh.ooh.ooh.ooh.people talk about you.
People say you've had your day.I'm a man that will go far.
Fly the moon and reach for the stars.With my sword and head held high.Got to pass the test first time - yeah.I know that people talk about me I hear it every day.But I can prove you wrong cos I'm right first time.Yeah.yeah.alright.watch this man fly."Sirius cut in with a guitar riff."Bring on the girls."All of the affected sang the last part together.,"Here we are.born to be kings.we're the princes of
The universe.here we belong.born to be kings.
Princes of the universe.fighting and free.
Got the world in my hands.I'm here for your love.
And I'll make my stand.
We were born to be princes of the universe."
They were outside the Great Hall by this time. They opened the door and entered..
In the Great Hall the students turned to see them enter.Sirius seemed to be trying not to dance but he failed and started dancing around. He opened his mouth and sung, the other singing in the background, all looking horrifed, "Day-o, day-o
(Till I come and me wanna go home)
Day is a day, is a day, is a day
Is a day, is a day-o
(Till I come and me wanna go home)
Work all night, gonna drink our rum
(Till I come and me wanna go home)
Stack banana till the morning come
(Till I come and me wanna go home)
* Come mister tally man, tally me banana
(Till I come and me wanna go home)
Come mister tally man, tally me banana
(Till I come and me wanna go home)
* Day ia a day-o
(Till I come and me wanna go home)
Day is a day, is a day, is a day
Is a day, is a day
(Till I come and me wanna go home)
A beautiful bunch, a ripe banana
(Till I come and me wanna go home)
I seek deadly lacked a launch-ra
(Till I come and me wanna go home)
(Repeat ** and *** then *)
Day-o, day-o
(Till I come and me wanna go home)
Day is a day, is a day, is a day
Is a day, is a day-o."
As they stopped singing, the students broke out in applause. The muggleborns looked at their pureblood neighbours and mothed, 'Beetlejuice." The instuments disappeared. The afflicted sat down on the nearest chair.
Steven sat down next to Hary and Ron on the Gryffindor table. "What was that?" Steven asked. Harry shrugged.Steven smiled evily, and leaned over to where Shaun was sitting and emptied a vial of some potion in Shaun's drink when Shaun wasn't watching. "I got some dream potion from Sirius,"Steven explained, watching Shaun take a drink out of it and nearly choke.A bubble pooped out of Shaun's head.
**Shaun's Dream**
(A roman gladiator arena, Shaun is sitting in the royal box as a roman emperor drinking pepsi from a box full of ice and cans of pepsi. Down below in the actual arena, Britney Spears, Beyonce Knowles and Pink march out wearing skinmpy gladiator costumes. Britney is carrying a sheild and sword, Beyonce is carrying a net and a trident and Pink is carrying a spear and shield. the stop in the middle of the arena, while the crowd are clapping and stamping their feet. They look at each other and throw their weapons down. Shaun leans forward in disbelief. The crowd boo.)
Pink(shouts): We will we will rock you!
(The crowds stamping gets even louder.The ice box by shaun vibrates. Beyonce, Britney and Pink start dancing.)
Crowd, plus Pink Britney and Beyonce: We will we will rock you!(the ice box vibrates so much that it falls of it's perch into the arena) We will we will rock you!(Shaun stands up and a statue falls down and catapults Shaun up in the air, down into the arena) We will we will rock you!(the girls pick up the pepsi cans and drink it)
**End Shauns Dream**
Chapter 19
The whole hall was quiet.. Shaun broke it first by saying, "So what? I drink a lot of Pepsi."
"Only because of that advert.. We were staying with Alan not that long ago and when that came on, his eyes popped out of his head." Steven explained.
"I wasn't the only one, who was……"Shaun started but was stopped when Steven's hand was placed over his mouth. Shaun shook Steven off and glared at his brother.
Steven glared back at Shaun and refused to speak to him for the rest of the day. When Severus had wondered what was wrong with Steven, Shaun had replied, "He hasn't had a shag in a week, that's why he's grumpy."
Ginny had muttered under her breath, so that Severus and Hermione heard her, "Hey I'd shag him, it's not if Sirius ever noticed me."
Severus and Hermione turned to Ginny in shock, "Ginny! I agree though.." Hermione spluttered.
Severus said nothing but his raised eyebrow conveyed a million words.
Chapter 20
Later, when it was time to go to bed, Hermione put on her best and sexiest nightie, "Wouldn't it be great if Severus saw me in this?" She muttered to herself, she shook her head, "Never going to happen." She told herself, as she climbed into bed and pulled the sheets over her. She reached over to turn out her light and she soon fell into a intense dream..
**Hermione's dream**
(Hermione is standing in the Great Hall, everyone around her is busily eating and talking. Suddenly the whole hall goes quiet and they all looked towards the door. The doors burst open and Lucius, Alan, Remus and Sirius march in wearing black leather catsuits and dog collars and black eyeliner. In essence, very sexy indeed. Lucius was carrying his pimpstick (A/N: It`s all Bella`s fault as it is with the phrase `Mancandy Tramp`), Remus was carrying a leash, Alan, a pair of handcuffs and Sirius was holding a spanking paddle.)
Harry (sighs): Wow. Wish I was that cool.
Ginny (eyeing up Sirius and Lucius): Ooh Snuffles…(Re: Lucius) Who cares if he's evil? I want him now!!!
(The BDSM rejects part to reveal Severus, wearing the same outfit but he carried a whip. He stood in front of Hermione and smiled. He grabbed her arm and pulled her into a steamy tango. Out of the corner of her eye she can see the others doing the same with a few of the other girls, Sirius with Ginny, Lucius with Bella, a very outspoken Slytherin, Remus was with his girlfriend, Jade and Alan was with Lucia, another Slytherin)
Hermione (As he dips her): Oh Severus.
Severus: Shush my dear (wrapping his whip around her waist and pulling her to him) The best bit isn't over yet. (he dips her again) So what do you think?
Hermione: Wow. You smell nice.
Severus: Lets see what the others are doing, shall we?
((Hermione turned her head to see what the others are up to. Sirius has torn Ginny's clothes off and had pinned her to the Gryffindor table and was using the spanking paddle on her, the whole hall was cheering him on, Remus was with his girlfriend in a quiet corner smooching , Alan was pinned to the wall by Lucia, and Marta, another Slytherin, was trying to handcuff him to the manacles that were on the wall, and both girls were also tearing his clothes off with their teeth, and Lucius, well, he had no clothes on, except for his collar and was being smacked by his pimp cane, whilst lying spread eagle on the Slytherin table, by Bella.)
Bella (Between hits): Who`s a naughty boy then? Who`s a naughty boy then? Who`s a naughty boy then?
Lucius: I am, I am. I am. I'm the naughty boy.
(Hermione looked back to Severus, who looked her in the eye then backed off)
Severus: Well, what say you about joining the debauchery that's going on around here? (Hermione gulps and nodded and Severus smiles) I thought so, you saucy minx. (his hand goes for the zip that's in the front of his catsuit and pulls down, slowly.)
Hermione: Get it off!
Severus (Still pulling slowly): My goodness, you are eager to get into my underwear. (His hand pauses and Hermione moans) What? (sighs) Tell you what, I'm sick of teasing.. I'll get it off quicker (his hands pulls the catsuit down faster, exposing his toned chest, out comes one arm, then the other.. He's about to pull the catsuit down past his waist when……
**End Hermione's Dream**
Hermione started awake to find Max sniffing her ear. She pushed him off the bed and sighed out loud ."Why did you wake me? It was getting interesting."
"Indeed, it was a very interesting dream." A male voice said, making Hermione jump. The owner of the voice, walked out of the shadows and she saw it was Severus. She could tell by the hair. "Professor, what are you doing here? Or should I call you Alan?"
"I came to spy on you." Severus said, as he sat on her bed. He reached over and stroked her hair. "Now I know how you feel…"
Hermione was practically purring, "Please Professor…"Hermione began.
Severus leaned towards her, "Do you want me to stop? Do you want chains?" he whispered in her ear. He gently started nibbling her neck, Hermione had to bite her bottom lip to stop herself crying out. Severus smirked. "I want you… wrapped up in silk and begging for mercy," He rasped in her ear making her moan with pleasure. Severus started kissing her, but before it could get heated, a voice rang out. "Hermione, what's all that noise? Who have you got in bed with you?" Hermione recognised the voice as belonging to her dorm mate Lavender.
Hermione pulled away from Severus and said, "Oh it's only Max."
"It sounded like Professor Snape." Lavender answered back.
Parvati cut in with, "Or one of his sexy brothers…"
Hermione chanced a look at Severus, who was trying not to laugh, "no it's just Max, you know how he loves his tricks.."
"Max, keep it down.. We're trying to get our beauty sleep." Lavender and Parvati ordered.
Max muttered so that only Hermione and Severus could hear him. "Well you'd need a whole lot of sleep then.." Severus started to snigger, quietly. Max jumped down and grabbed Severus' pyjama bottoms, in his teeth and pulled hard, causing Severus to fall of the bed and hit the floor with a loud thump, "Ow," Groaned Severus, and Max had pulled Severus' pyjama bottoms off completely and had run out the room with them. Severus picked himself off the floor and sat back down on Hermione's bed. Hermione could help but notice his pale legs. They were skinny but muscular and well defined. Hairy but not too hairy. Severus brought his knee up so Hermione got a full view of what he's been hiding under his robes. Severus muttered something rude about Max and then shivered, "God it's cold in here." He then looked at Hermione and then at the bed and then clambered under the covers next to her. He sighed, "That's better. I feel warmer now." He looked at Hermione and leaned in and kissed her passionately. Hermione felt like she was walking on air and on fire at the same time.
Chapter 20
Severus' hand's began to stroke Hermione's breasts from outside the nightie, lightly rubbing against the fabric with the palm of his hand as their lips met once again. Their tongues dancing against each other, sensuously sliding up against each other, dancing, teasing, skimming. Severus gently pulled her nightie over her head, exposing her bare breasts underneath, her dark nipples already erect and hardened. Severus began to lick at Hermione's breast, his tongue gliding effortlessly against her satin skin, inhaling her intoxicating aroma. Hermione reached up to remove Severus' shirt as his hands began to glide up and down her back causing a chill, that had nothing to do with the heat, Hermione moaned quietly. Severus stopped suddenly and he looked at Hermione. Grabbing her wand from the bedside table, he muttered a quick silencing spell. "Now you can scream all you want and no one will hear you." He explained. "Now where were we?" Kissing her deeply, Hermione returned the kiss with passion, her hands already moving to Severus' crotch, Severus caught her hands just before she was about to touch him. Looking at her he could see the hunger in her eyes. "Not yet" he replied with a grin.
Hermione screwed up her nose at him in distaste but grinned nonetheless. His erection stood out, looking long, dark and hard She looked down at it with hunger, wanting nothing more than to reach out and stroke it, to tease him as he had her. But she knew that she must be patient. She felt his tongue on her neck as she closed her eyes, her heart beating faster as his tongue left tremors of pleasure travel up down her body. Severus could hear Hermione's breathing become course as he made his way down, following the trail as he went. Severus she chanted softly as Severus made his way across her breasts, sucking lavishly at her erect nipples. Hermione moaned louder as Severus took her nipple in his mouth sucking greedily, arching her body forward as much as her restraints would allow her too her mouth parted as her tongue lolled lazily within as she moved her head from side to side, Severus she whispered but a breath. Smiling Severus skipped past her navel down to her crotch where he lightly began to brush her thigh with the tip of his tongue. Hermione moaned loudly, crossing her legs at the back of his head as he continued to tease her as she bucked her hips towards his face, wanting nothing more than to feel him deep inside her. Severus continued to tease her, his tongue flicking close to her lips only to skip across to the other thigh then back down and back up her navel.
"Severus I want you. Please." Hermione begged.
Severus brushed his face lightly across Hermione's privates as he enjoyed hearing her succumb to his lightest touch. Severus. She chanted softly. Severus began to softly lick her, enjoying the feeling of her rough hair against his velvet soft tongue as he spread apart her lips her fluids trickling out upon his tongue as he luxuriated in the taste of her sex. Hermione cried out in ecstasy as she felt his tongue inside her, gyrating against her core.
"Severus. Yes. That's it."
Severus' forefinger found Hermione's clitoris as he rubbed against it roughly. This caused Hermione to buck in pleasure as her moans overtook her, her legs tightening around Severus' head as he felt her orgasm amongst moans of pleasure. Severus waited until her pleasure subsided before crawling back up the bed . He kissed her roughly. "I Thought it would be mean of me to tease you any more." He explained as he placed himself between her long legs, the tip of his penis grazed Hermione's entrance. "Do you want to be well and truly fucked?" he asked, giving her a chance to back out. Hermione nodded and snarled, her voice thick with pleasure, "Yes damn it. Now!"
Severus sighed, "Okay, you asked for it." He replied before entering her roughly. Hermione cried out as she felt her hymen break. Severus stopped and looked at her, waiting for her to adjust to his size, "Sorry." He said, stroking her hair and moving in and out of her gently. Hermione's legs wrapped themselves around Severus' waist giving him deeper penetration. Severus kissed her on the lips gently, his thrusting speeding up, Hemione groaning in pleasure as her orgasm was nearing, "Faster! Harder! Ohhhhhhh God!" She cried, nearly reaching her peak. Steven thrust even harder, his hair flopping in her face and tickling her nose. She cried out when her orgasm hit her and she felt Severus fill her with his come as he came, letting off a loud howl which made her grateful for the silencing charm, `He sounds like a werewolf in heat.' She thought to herself and giggled for thinking of Remus while in bed with him.
Severus looked at her, "What's so funny?" He asked her as he rolled off her. She moaned as the heat of his body left her.
Hermione giggled and was about to answer when she heard footsteps outside.
Chapter 21
The footsteps stopped outside Hermione's bed and the curtain flew open, revealing Ginny in a cute blue teddy bear suit, "Hermione, can I borrow….?" Ginny broke off as she took in the scene in front of her. Severus grabbed her arm and pulled her towards the bed and pulled the curtain shut. He threw her on the bed next to Hermione. "Professor…"Ginny began but was silenced by a kiss from Severus. When he let her go she gasped for air and smiled, "Wow!!! Wish Sirius would kiss me like that." Severus just smirked and said, "I'm a much better kisser than Sirius. Now let's not talk about him. I need a shag and as you two have fallen into my lap, let`s get ready to rumble." He pushed her on the bed and she melted under his ministrations..
Later, Ginny and Hermione walked into the Great Hall for breakfast, with big smiles on their faces and walking a bit bowlegged. Max had come back and had run off with Severus' pyjama top, so Severus had to borrow a baby blue dressing gown of Hermione's. The students that were up were surprised to see Severus in the Gryffindor tower, much less wearing a baby blue dressing gown. They sat down next to Steven, who had a massive love bite on his neck, and said good morning to him, to which he had responded to quite cheerfully. Shaun, who was sitting opposite him dropped his fork in surprise. "God Steven, you're awfully happy this morning." Shaun said. "Did you finally get shagged then? No wait don't answer that, of course you did. Who?" He looked at Ginny and Hermione, took in their mussed hair and the way they gingerly sat down, and put two and two together, "You didn't?" He groaned as Steven nodded. Hermione looked at Steven and understood, "You sod! You pretended to be Professor Snape…"She hissed to Steven, who looked taken aback.
"I didn't pretend anything, Hermione, you just assumed I was him." Steven hissed back to Hermione, who nodded as she realised he was right. Hermione suddenly giggled again as she recalled something, she whispered something in Ginny's ear, who looked stunned and then giggled as well. "What? What is so funny?" Steven asked.
"I don't like the sound of that giggle ."Shaun commented, his fork halfway to his mouth.
"Me neither. Hermione giggled after we…"Steven began, casting a wary eye at the students around him but they took no notice of him or the conversation. "and when I asked her what was so funny, she never did tell me. You ever had that problem Shaun?"
"No and good job too. I tend to get a bit paranoid…" Shaun began. "so are you going to tell us or am I going to have to shag you to get it out of you?"
Ginny smirked and said, with an evil grin, "Maybe.."
"You saucy minx." Steven accused, "By the way, Shaun, Hermione had a very interesting dream, involving leather catsuits, Remus, a few girls, Sirius, Lucius Malfoy, Alan, Harry, chips, dips, chains and whips."
"THERE WERE NO CHIPS OR DIPS INVOLVED!!!" Hermione yelled, making everyone turning around and stare at her. They looked at her for a few minutes and then went back to their conversations.
"Okay, no need to get your panties in a bunch. I notice that you don`t deny the other things though." Shaun said, wiggling his finger in his ear.
"It also involved a spanking paddle wielded by Bella over there," Steven said, indicating a tall red headed Slytherin, who was sitting next to Jade, a purple haired Slytherin, "and Jade..." he broke off when Hermione had hit him on the arm. "God, you have a hard punch." He smirked, and added, "Although if you want to get me in leather all you have to do is ask."
"Yeah, we'll only be too happy to get in leather." Shaun added, "Although Sevvie and Alan don't go anywhere near those types of clothes."
"Shaun likes to play at being a master. He's a domination king. He actually owns all that stuff in your dream." Steven explained. He turned to Shaun, "Did you bring them with you?"
"Yes but you can`t borrow them. Can you imagine Albus' face if I brought them out and started using it on the students?"
"I know Severus would get a kick out it if you used it on Harry." Steven said. "I think Harry would get a kick out of it." he added, with an evil smirk.
"Ew, get your mind out of the gutter." Shaun replied. "I wouldn't do that to Harry. I'm not as kinky as you."
"Excuse me, you not kinky? Why are you known as Master Kinkfest then?"