Title: Snape Brothers Harem

Authors: Jade, Ajay, Lucia so far.

E-mail: jadekirk007@yahoo.co.uk

Rating: R to be on the safe side

Pairings: Remus/?? Severus/?? Steven/?? Shaun/?? Sirius/??

Archive: Yes, please

Spoilers: SS/PS CoS PoA GoF OoTP

Summary: The Snape brothers get more than they bargained for when they get invited to a midnight party in the Slytherin common Room. our chapters are very short but I'll put who has written each part. Ok, this was inspired by the Snape brothers harem thread in the three broomsticks and the rating might go up...Spoilers for all the books and my fics.. Also guest starring all the MM members..

Note: This is a round robin written on the Magical Menegerie. It was inspired by a thread on there. Feedback is welcome.


Snape Brothers Harem
by Jade, Ajay, Lucia

Chapter 1- Jade

It was a quiet night, not a soul out of bed except for a black clad shadow, in Hogwarts as Steven Snape,clad in black silk pyjamas and bright blue slippers, padded to the kitchens in search of food. As he turned the corner he ran headlong into his brother, Severus Snape, who was wearing a pair of back silk boxers and a garish green pyjama top, and they both ended up on the floor, Steven on top. "Sorry Sevvie, Didn't see you there." Steven said, then noticing their procarious position, smirked and added, "You know, I do prefer it on top..."

"Get off me you heavy lump,"Severus growled. "And as for your sexual positions, I couldn't care less on how you like it.."

"You know, we are identical so this is as much as you weigh too." Steven argued and was rewarded with a glare, "Alright, I'm getting up. Sheesh, no need to get your boxers in a bunch, besides if you actually got some action, everyone would be much happier.."

Steven stood up and helped Severus stand up, Severus opened his mouth to add something else, but stopped when they both heard a giggle, creaking furniture and then a male voice, coming from an empty classroom, they looked at each other and walking over to the door, both put their hands on the doorknob, and said, at the same time, "What the hell do you think you were doing?"



Chapter 2- Lucia

They walked over to the empty classroom and opened the door to find Lucia and Lucius shagging on the teacher's desk. Severus turned around and said;" Excuse me! What is going on? You two need to get a room!"

"I thought that we are in a room!"; Lucia answered. By the look on Steven's face you could just tell that he wanted in on the action. Lucius called for their clacks and wrapped them around Lucia and Him. The both walked out of the room and headed towards the Slytherin Commonroom holding hands. Steven had began to follow close behind them. "Alright Steven you can join us!" Lucia called over her shoulder.



Chapter 3-Jade

Steven trailed after Lucius and Lucia and came up on the other side of Lucia and grabbed her other hand. Severus just trailed after them, wanting to keep an eye on then, or so he said, Steven had turned around and said, it was only because he needed a shag. They reached the common room, muttered the password,'Mancandy Tramps', that one of the Slytherin prefects had chosen after hearing Alan call Gary that. The wall melted away and they entered the Common room and the first thing they saw when they entered was Bella, Remus, Ajay, Shaun, Jade and Sirius on the couch, snogging, and biting each other, playfully. Jade, Bella and Ajay were wearing only their bras and panties and Shaun, Sirius and Remus were just in their boxers and had 3 different shades of lipstick smeared across their faces, necks and chests.

Lucius coughed to get their attention and the group on the couch leapt up and attempted to cover themselves, which was pointless as their clothes was spread out all over the common room. Lucius looked at them and said, "Mind if we join you?"



Chapter 4- Ajay

Ajay flashed a playful grin at Lucius, Severus and Steven. "Of course you can join us" she teased as she got up and headed straight for the potions master. Whatever hesitation Severus had melted away as Ajay planted kisses all over his neck. His hands, so expert at making potions began to caress her body, sending pleasurable shivers down her spine. "More.... more..." She moaned as Severus went down... down .... down...

"Hey, what about us?" voices called behind the entwined couple.



Chapter 5-Jade

Ajay turned around to see the others looking at her. Steven smirked and said, "I know us brothers are so sexy you can't wait to tear our clothes off but let us all join in too..." He walked over to them and started kissing Ajay and nibbling her neck.. Ajay's hand trailed over Steven's pyjama bottoms and dipped inside, making him groan. Steven reached out and grabbed Severus' black silky smooth hair and pulled hard, eliciting a groan of pleasure from Severus. They fell back onto the other couch and resumed their teasing, stroking, kissing and tasting of each other. (A/N: Obviously Steven and Severus aren't doing any of that to each other, that would be too weird but they are both teasing Ajay and she's doing them both. Oooh!! naughty girl. LOL, just kidding.)

Lucia gave Lucius a look and leapt on him, knocking him onto the couch and onto Remus, Jade and Sirius, pinning them down. Jade groaned and rolled over so that Lucia and Lucius ended up on the floor but they were unmindful of that fact as they started again where they had left off.


END CHAPTER 5