Title: Frothy, The Blowman

Author: Jane Streeter

Fandom: Harry Potter

Pairing: Frothy/Every available functional male he can find!

Archive: You bet. Nothing I like better than seeing myself in print!

Ratng: Strong PG-14

Disclaimer: I ain't made no dough on it, nor any money, either. However, if you think you want to stand up in court, in PUBLIC, and be told THERE that S.S.I., Food stamps, AND Medicaid are all federal programs of which the benefits are Non-Transferable, and thereby make a total ass out of not only yourself but your legal department, AND the board of directors... be my guest. This is something I'd LOVE to get to watch! (I'm equally certain that any cops in or near the courtroom would be equally entertained!)



Frothy the Blowman
Was a jolly, happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.

Frothy the Suckman!
Is a fairy tale, they say;
He was made of snow, but Hogwart's does know
How he came to life one day.

There must have been some magic in
That old silk hat they found,
For when they placed it on his head,
He began to fuck around.

Oh, Frothy the Suckman!
Was as horny as he could be,
And the Wizards say he could hump and pump
Just the same as you and me!

Frothy the Suckman!
Knew the party was hot that day,
So he said, "Let's run and we'll have some fun
Now, before I melt away."

Down to the village
With a dildo in his hand,
Running here and there all around the square,
Sayin', " 'Catch' me if you can!"

He led them down the streets of town
Right to a brothel top,
And he only gave a 'quickie' when
He heard him holler "Flop!"

Frothy the Suckman!
Had to hurry on his way,
Then, he waved good-bye, sayin', "Don't you cry,
I'll be back again today!"

Humpety hump hump, humpety hump hump,
Look at Frothy go;
Humpety hump hump, humpety hump hump,
Down the line beggin', "Blow!"