Double Trouble, A Funny Little One Shot

By Syx Maxwell

DOUBLE TROUBLE, A FUNNY LITTLE ONE SHOT

By Syx Maxwell

The pilots watched as doubles of Shenlong and Shinigami landed in the hanger. The hatches opened to reveal two girls. One with waist length black hair left in a loose tail. The other had an ass length chestnut braid. Duo watched as they chatted and grouched.

The braided girl headed right for the freezer while the other thumbed through the reports. Then a quiet gasp was heard, followed by, "Omae o Koruso."

The Chinese girl looked up, a frown drawing at her face.

You have been spending too much time with Wing, you begin to speak like him.

This was met with a whimper "Na-chan it's Goooooone!"

"What's gone? D-chan, pray that you do not mean what I think you mean.... I had 5 GALLONS of mint chocolate chip ice cream in there!"

"Nataku the Tim Tam's are gone too!"

"They die, every low born male in this place dies! Where's my sword?!?"

"Anou, Na-chan? Don'tcha think that after all this time, Treize-kun and the guys would know better than to mess with us this time of the month?"

"Who know what stupidity seizes the male mind, they DIE." (Tim tams, Australian choci covered cookie, the ultimate PMS food!)

Deuce watched as her normally composed friend turned into a raving lunatic.

"Poison, yeah... and Hanging Yeaaah, and a bullet to the gut YEAH YEAH... All after I CUT HIS BALLS OFF"

Deuce shook her head, "Hope ya found a deep hole to hide in this time general, your ass is grass."

Treize did a GI Joe Belly crawl to the other males.

"Doomed, we are doomed. This is a good hiding place..."

Wufei glared, "Were not hiding, we're just staying out of the way."

Duo buried his head in his hands, "Heero you can kill me now, I don't wanna suffer..."

Trowa and Quatre, having prior experience with sisters and mood swings, stealthily fled the base, vowing not to return for 4 to 7 days.

Meanwhile every other male on the base evacuated. Dying in battle with the enemy was one thing, being eviscerated by a pilot holding a putty knife who's mood make Sybil look well adjusted was another.

Soon the remaining bishounnen were left to face the horror alone.

Treize shivered and murmured. "Does Haagan Daaz do take out?"

Duo buried his face in his koibito's shoulder. "I don't wanna die like this Heero!" He whispered

"Quiet!" Wufei hissed do not draw their attention!

"Maybe if we back away sloooowly, and throw pocky at them we may escape this base alive..."

Wufei shuddered and peaked over Treize's shoulder. "I'd rather face Une, buck ass naked, and tell her I boinking you than deal with those two!"

"Must have choociiiii!"

The war hardened fighters cringed at the battle cry. Then they heard the Chinese girl yell, "To the pocky-shop my good woman!

Sighing happily as the sound of thrusters filled the hanger. They were safe, now they just had to get past the booby-traps they could escape.

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