Title: "My Favorite Characters Eating Oreo's My Favorite Way."

Nancy Hepner/nhepner/nh/Yum Yummy

Adult FarScape

Rating: "R"

Status: This is a complete work.

Archiveable

This story is a reposting from Adult FarScape and Sequel to a posting from FarScape Fiction member site on onelist, "My favorite way to have Oreo Cookies"

Other websites: FarScape on onelist.

DISCLAIMER: Original "Farscape" by Rockne S. O'Bannon. Farscape is copyright © 1999 The Jim Henson Company, Hallmark, and the Sci-Fi channel. No copyright infringement is intended in any way, shape, or form.

Note: All thanks to browny and PEJA (Pouty Listma).

Summary: John Crichton wants to share his Oreo's with a friend. He and his friend share Oreo's and ice cream in the center chamber and then in the bedroom.

Warnings: Some Oreo Cookies were killed in the making of this. They had their heads screwed off, they're cream licked, they were bitten, chewed, crushed and drowned in ice cream. Not for the faint of heart. There is also graphic foreplay and sex. Don't leave the bowl of ice cream in the dresser to melt overnight!

My favorite characters eating Oreo's my favorite way.

I dedicate this story to my inspiration John Crichton.

By N Hepner

While still on the fabricated earth of the ancient's Crichton knew it was a golden opportunity. This part of the universe had jeans, no chocolate, no champagne, no beer and no Oreo cookies. So he stocked up. Carrying crate after crate of earth items aboard the transport pod. When it lifted off it lumbered in the wind. Now he happily unloaded all into his little corner of Moya. Even though he had so much he would have to pace himself with it after all, his stash would have to last a lifetime. He knew he had to trade quite a bit of it to get weapons and other goods, so each item was precious and irreplaceable.

Aeryn and he had always had a problem warming up to each other even though the raw spark of love was there. Sometimes he pondered what would win her over, to stay this time. They'd worked together so long as shipmates. It seemed hopeless to Crichton that they would ever get together to the depth he'd hoped for.

He was unloading the last crate when it came to him. The ideal way to get close to her forever. He jumped into the transport pod and took the trip back through the wormhole. He approached the alien who had been his father.

"Do you have ice cream?"

"Just a quick trip to the commissary."

John didn't wait for the alien's company. He ran to the commissary and picked up a couple of gallons of vanilla.

"This ought to do the trick."

On Moya, he sat in the center chamber unscrewing Oreo's. He Comms to Aeryn.

"Aeryn. I need your help with something."

She appears at the doorway. Appearing sultry from their previous encounter. Still wearing the dress he got her, she leans on the doorway.

"What can I help you with?"

"Taste this and tell me what you think." He hands her half a cookie frosting side up.

She starts to bite it.

"No, no, no. Aeryn, here."

He takes another half with frosting and licks it. Then holds it out to her and shows her.

"See like this."

She takes the cookie half, looks at it strangely and takes a lick, making a face. Then tastes it carefully. Her look changes to a smile. "Mmm. It's good."

"Now try this." John takes a clean half and scoops up some ice cream with it. Offers it to her.

Again she tastes it, not knowing what to expect. Delighted with the cool taste and the crunchy texture.

"Mmm. Can I have some more?"

"Certainly. Here." John scoops up some more ice cream on an Oreo half and feeds it to her. She takes it and finishes it. John breaks some cookie over the bowl of ice cream, places some halves stuck around the sides and grabs her hand. He leads her down the hall to his quarters.

She goes willingly, no hesitation. They sit on his bed. He continues to feed her. In betwåãáßÝÛÙ×ÕÓÑÏÍËÉÇÅÃÁ¿½»¹·µ³±¯«©§¥£¡Ÿ�›™-•"‘�____-•"‘ËË__-•"‘�_-•"‘�_-•"‘� He takes a chance and reaches behind her, unfastens and removes her bra. John swirls the ice cream and Oreo cookies on one of her nipples.

She gasps. He sucks and licks it off. Then does the other one.

"Oh, please John, do it again."

He does happily. Each time swirling the cold mixture and relishing her body with its consumption. He places the bottom of the bowl between her breasts and draws it across her and down to her belly. He removes the bowl and kisses her belly warm again then places a dollop and continues kissing her through it then licks it up completely. She sits up, lifts his chin toward her kisses him, reaches to removes his shirt and undo his pants. John removes his shoes and slips off his pants. She pushes him to lie down. Aeryn draws the bowl of Oreo's and ice cream across John's belly and down. Picks up his penis and pushes the head of it, right into the bowl. He gasps.

"Ooo! Aaa! What are you doing?"

She slowly enjoyingly licks it off savoring every crumb. Sucking at the finish to get every taste of it off.

John sighs. "Oh, What are you doing? It feels so good." He raises his head to try to peek.

She takes places more Oreo's and ice cream on the head of his penis then glides the back of the frozen spoon down its stem. She proceeds to lick it off again. This time sucking harder, stretching it to its full length.

She puts a spoonful in her mouth, moves it around with her tongue and swallows. She licks some from the spoon then puts the tip of her tongue in John's lips, he sucks off the creamy smooth mixture, tasting her as well. They kiss. She positions herself over him and pushes him into her. From cold to hot, from hot to cold they feel the change and they tingle together. Before they have moved this sensation from the cold sweet confection has already gratified them.

Is this what you meant Pouty Listma?
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