Title: Aeryn's New Pet

Author: Lady T

Pairing: John/Aeryn

Rating: NC-17 or R (i'm really not sure)

Summary: John gives Aeryn a pet for a present

Notes: Tis my first fic in the adult category. figured i'd give it a whirl. I know it's corning but hey, ya gotta give me credit for tryin.

It's just for shits and giggles anyway right? Challenge quote: Ugh,it turned all different.

By Lady T

John: So you like it?

Aeryn: John, it's so cute.

John: You really think so?

Aeryn: Yes but John what does it do?

John: Whatever you want it to do Aeryn.

Aeryn: Can i pet it?

John: Of course Aeryn it's yours

Aeryn: It's so soft.

John: Yeah he is isn't he?

Aeryn: John, can i hold him?

John: Like i said Aeryn, he's all yours. you can do what you want with him

Aeryn: Awww, come here. Your soooo cute. i just want to kiss you all over.

John: Yeah Aeryn. They loved to be kissed.

Aeryn: {{{{{{{{{{{{{smooch, smooch, smooch}}}}}}}}}}}}}} you're so cute.

John: OH gawd Aeryn. kiss him again please.

Aeryn: Ugh, John...it turned all different. He's so...so huge.

John: I know baby. Now i can show you what he can really do.

Aeryn: Oh John. What are you doing?

John: I've showed you my pet, Aeryn, now it's time for you to show me yours.

Aeryn: Oh yes. She's all yours John. come and get her.

John/Aeryn: Aaaaaaahhhhh Yessss!!!

(An arn later)

Aeryn: Thank you John.

John: What for?

Aeryn: My present.

John: Well i'm glad you liked it Aeryn. Like i said he's yours anytime.

Aeryn: How about now? He looks like he wants to play again.

John: Again?

Aeryn: Yes John, now. You said he's mine anytime i want him.

John: (looking down at his *pet*(wink,wink) he says to himself) Remind me how to teach you to play dead.

~~~Lady T~~~