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Penname: Layla [Contact] Real name:
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I love reading and writing slash, especially about a human male and a guy that is somehow superhuman. Among other things, there's a certain kind of freeing, spiritual joy I get from reading or writing about a man having an other-worldly sexual experience with a male being who has deific qualities or actually is a god (and sometimes in partial or full animal form-- a beautiful form, of course). I think this comes from an ancient human longing, to have the ordinary and extraordinary/sublime interconnect and widen, if even temporarily, the purely human partner's consciousness. And what better, more intimate and sacred a way than through sex? The ancient Greeks, among other cultures, seemed to really get this. (Let's see, there was Leda and the god Zeus as a swan; the handsome youth Ganymede and Zeus as an eagle; the Hindu god Krishna multiplying Himself a hundred-fold or so in order that each cowherd girl, called a "gopi", enjoyed having sexual relations with Him one-on-one; the man Prosymnus and the Greek god Dionysus...I could go on.) Hence, you will notice this as a recurring theme in many of my slash fics. May you enjoy them! --Layla
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A Hard Day's Love by Layla Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 16 ] Featured Stories
Summary: A young, very tired Lex Luthor comes home from working several long days in a row to find himself in Clark Kent's talented, eager hands.
Spoilers for: None.
Disclaimer: I don't own either of these lovely characters and will not be making any money off this story. They are the property of DC Comics, Warner Brothers, Millar/Gough, and possibly other corporate entities that I've left out. Clark Kent and Lex Luthor are the original creations of Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel. I've written this story purely for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!
(Note: Clark Kent is described differently by me than that of actor Tom Welling's portrayal of him. That is intended here and I hope readers are able to fully enjoy this piece anyway. This story may be archived on any and all sites that are deemed appropriate for adult-themed fics such as these. Please just inform me first of where you are archiving it. I gladly welcome any positive, genuine feedback. No flames please. Thank you.)
Fandoms: Smallville, slash fiction Characters: Clark/Lex
Genres: Slash Warnings: AU, Established couple, graphic sex, Language, m/m, PWP, slash
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2803
Published: 12/11/04 Updated: 12/11/04
Bereft by Layla Rated: FRM - Mature [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 16 ] Featured Stories
Summary: An upheaval in Clark's personal life with Lex leads to the Man of Steel taking drastic actions.
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Rating: FRM (Contains mature and dark themes: very brief references to male-male sex; references to crime; some strong language; breakup of two major characters; serious psychiatric illness, including suicidality)
Categories/Warnings: AU, Futurefic, Angst
Spoilers for: None (This is a prequel to my shorter story "Close Call.")

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of Clark Kent/Kal-El/Superman, Lex Luthor, Lara, Jor-El, Lois Lane, or Lionel Luthor. I will not be making any money off this piece. Clark Kent/Kal-El, Lex Luthor, Lois Lane, Lara, Jor-El, the City of Metropolis, and the Fortress of Solitude are the original creations of Joe Shuster and Jerome Siegel and are the property of DC Comics, Warner Brothers, and Millar/Gough. The image of Superman is owned by DC Comics and Warner Bros. Lionel Luthor belongs to Warner Bros. and Millar/Gough. There may be other corporate entities, which I've unknowingly left out, that have full or partial copyright to all or some aspects of the above-noted characters and places. I've written this tale purely for entertainment purposes. Enjoy!
(Author's Note: Clark Kent/Kal-El, including the inner dynamic of this dual identity, is portrayed very differently here than by actor Tom Welling. These large differences are intended and I hope readers are able to fully enjoy this piece anyway. I wish to extend my deepest thanks to Shimmer, who proofread this story in her usual thorough way and gave me a lot of extremely helpful feedback and suggestions. You're the best, Shimmer. This tale may be archived on any and all sites that are deemed appropriate for adult-themed fics such as this one. Please just inform me first of where you are archiving it. I gladly welcome any positive, genuine feedback. No flames please. Thank you.)
Fandoms: Smallville, Superman, slash fiction Characters: Clark Kent, Clark/Lex, Lex, Lionel Luthor, Other, Other Female, Other Male
Genres: Slash Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, AU, Dark Themes, Established couple, Language, m/m, partner betrayal, slash
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 8712
Published: 12/03/05 Updated: 12/03/05
Brazen by Layla Rated: FRT - young teen [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 7 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Someone finally works up the gumption to go for what she really wants: Clark.

Pairing: Clark/Other Female
Rating: FRT (Contains underage drinking.)
Categories/Warnings: AU; Hetero. with a Slash element; Mild Angst
Spoilers for: None

Disclaimer: I don't own the character of Clark Kent and will not be making any money off this story. Clark Kent is the property of DC Comics, Warner Brothers, and Millar/Gough. The character is the original creation of Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel. I've written this tiny tale purely for entertainment purposes. Enjoy!
(Author's Note: Clark Kent is portrayed differently here than by actor Tom Welling. That is intended and I hope readers are able to fully enjoy this piece anyway. The name "Maia" in this text is pronounced "my-a" not "may-a." This story may be archived on any and all sites that are deemed appropriate for fics such as this one. Please just inform me first of where you are archiving it. I gladly welcome any positive, genuine feedback. No flames please. Thank you.)
Fandoms: Smallville, hetero fiction Characters: Clark Kent, Other Female
Genres: Hetero Warnings: Angst, AU
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1740
Published: 07/05/06 Updated: 07/05/06
Close Call by Layla Rated: FRT - young teen starstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 14 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Clark gets an uncanny warning from his loyal cat.

Pairing: Clark/Lex (referred to, not direct)
Rating: FRT-13 (Contains brief, non-detailed hetero. pairing and an *attempt* at another hetero. pairing, Clark/Lois, is implied; serious, mature themes-- e.g., attempted murder, homelessness.)
Categories/Warnings: AU, Futurefic, Angst, Reference to break-up of two major characters
Spoilers for: None

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of Clark Kent/Kal-El/Superman, Lois Lane, Lex Luthor, or Lionel Luthor and will not be making any money off this story. Clark Kent/Kal-El, Lois Lane, and Lex Luthor are the property of DC Comics, Warner Brothers, and Millar/Gough. Lionel Luthor belongs to Warner Bros. and Millar/Gough. There may be other corporate entities, that I've unknowingly left out, which have full or partial copyright to all or some aspects of the above-noted characters. The name and three-colored uniform of Superman is the property of DC Comics, though possibly of other companies and/or individuals as well that I don't know about off-hand. Clark Kent/Kal-El/Superman, Lois Lane, and Lex Luthor are the original creations of Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel. I've written this tiny tale purely for entertainment purposes. Enjoy!

(Author's Note: Clark Kent/Kal-El and, namely, the inner dynamic of this dual identity character is portrayed differently here than by actor Tom Welling. That is intended and I hope readers are able to fully enjoy this piece anyway. This story may be archived on any and all sites that are deemed appropriate for fics such as this one. Please just inform me first of where you are archiving it. I gladly welcome any positive, genuine feedback. No flames please. Thank you.)
Fandoms: Smallville, Superman, slash fiction Characters: Clark Kent, Clark/Lex, Clark/Lois
Genres: Slash Warnings: Angst, AU, Dark Themes, m/f, m/m
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1386
Published: 04/24/05 Updated: 04/24/05
Divine Intervention by Layla Rated: FRM - Mature [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 8 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Dar and his lover Tao run to the aid of a defenseless animal who lies at the mercy of King Zad and his Terron soldiers. Someone unexpectedly comes along to assist...
(Contains very brief, non-detailed, male-male sexual situations at beginning of story.)

Disclaimer: I have no claim upon any of these characters, with the exceptions of Nyokrinn and Demetra, Who are my own creations, as are Their five unnamed children. All other characters in this little tale belong to Tribune Entertainment and Alliance/Atlantis. I will not be making any money from this story and wrote it purely for entertainment.
If male-male sexual situations/relationships aren't your cup of tea, do yourself and others a favor: Stop and go no further. If you're under 17 years of age, also stop and return when you're of legal age to read this story.

(Note: I welcome this story being archived wherever else writing such as this is deemed appropriate. Just please tell me first where you are archiving it. I also welcome positive, constructive feedback. No flames, please. Thank you.)
(One Final Note: This story can be read either as a stand-alone or as a mini-sequel to my much longer fic "Meeting the Horned One.")
Fandoms: Beastmaster, slash fiction Characters: Dar/Tao, Dar/Tao/o
Genres: Slash Warnings: Established couple, m/m, mild violence, Kink - Threesome, violence
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3611
Published: 07/18/04 Updated: 07/18/04
Guided Into the Cave by Layla Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 15 ] Featured Stories
Summary: This story takes place immediately after the early Season 2 eppy, "Orpheo." Dar and Tao find a safe haven and have some fun together...
Rating: FRAO (Contains graphic male-male sexual descriptions.)

Disclaimer: Alas, I have no claim upon any of these lovely characters. They are the property of the great and good in Tribune Entertainment and Alliance/Atlantis. I wrote this purely for entertainment, will not make any profit from it, and, once it is done, these characters will be returned unsullied, unscathed to their respective realms. Blessed Be! Enjoy!
(Note: I welcome this piece being archived in any place deemed appropriate for stories such as this. Constructive, positive feedback is greatly appreciated. No flames, please. Thank you.)
Fandoms: Beastmaster, slash fiction Characters: Dar/Tao
Genres: Slash Warnings: Established couple, graphic sex, m/m, Oral sex, slash, Voyeurism
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 2065
Published: 07/18/04 Updated: 07/18/04
In the Bushes by Layla Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarhalf-star [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 13 ] Featured Stories
Summary: A quickie in the bushes...

Disclaimer: Not my characters and not making any money off this little piece of instasmut. I'm just playing with the fellas-- or, I should say, having them play with each other. Enjoy!
Fandoms: Beastmaster, slash fiction, The Beastmaster_F-Q-F Archive Characters: Dar/Tao, Dar/Tao
Genres: Slash Warnings: Established couple, Masturbation, Oral sex, PWP, slash
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 467
Published: 01/29/06 Updated: 01/29/06
Interview with Superman by Layla Rated: FRT - young teen [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 14 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Journalist Jimmy Olsen is offered an exclusive, in-depth interview of Superman, and readers catch glimpses into the inner workings and sophisticated worldview of the mighty Man of Steel.

Characters: Superman/Kal-El, James (Jimmy) Olsen
Rating: FRT (Contains much serious discussion about broad and deep topics, such as politics, war, religion, and spirituality. Many readers may find this story to be intellectually "heavy" or "dense", though it is sprinkled in a few places with humor.)

Categories/Warnings: AU, Futurefic, OOC (for Jimmy Olsen, a journalist who is more mature and worldly here than how he is usually portrayed)

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of Superman/Kal-El, Jimmy (James) Olsen, or Lois Lane (whom I make a passing reference to in this "interview"). I will not be making any money off this piece. Superman/Kal-El, Jimmy Olsen, and Lois Lane are the property of DC Comics, Warner Brothers, and Millar/Gough (with the possible exception of Jimmy Olsen not being owned by Millar/Gough at this writing). There may be other corporate entities, which I've unknowingly left out, that have full or partial copyright to all or some aspects of the above-noted characters, THE DAILY PLANET, and the fictional place, the Fortress of Solitude. Superman/Kal-El, Jimmy Olsen, Lois Lane, the DAILY PLANET, and the Fortress of Solitude (at least I think this place as well) are all the original creations of Joe Shuster and Jerome Siegel. I've written this tale purely for entertainment purposes. Enjoy!
(Author's Note: I wish to extend my deepest thanks to my dear friend Shimmer, who not only listened with patience and good humor as I talked with her about my work on this fic, but also proofread it, and gave me a lot of extremely helpful feedback and suggestions, such as a more precise definition of yoga. You're the best, Shimmer. This piece may be archived on any and all sites that are deemed appropriate for fan fics such as this one. Please just inform me first of where you are archiving it. I gladly welcome any positive, genuine feedback. No flames please. Thank you.)
Fandoms: Superman, General fiction Characters: None
Genres: General Warnings: AU, OOC [Out of Character]
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 4905
Published: 08/19/05 Updated: 08/19/05
Man of Steel by Layla Rated: FRT - young teen starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 12 ] Featured Stories
Summary: I think (and hope) this poem speaks for itself.
Disclaimer and Author's Note: I don't own this character; not making any money off this little homage/paean. Feel free to archive this. Please just tell me where you intend to do so if it's other than the WWOMB archives. Positive, genuine feedback (no flames) is always welcome and much appreciated. Thank you.
Fandoms: Superman, General fiction Characters: None
Genres: None Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 206
Published: 07/10/05 Updated: 07/10/05
Meeting the Horned One by Layla Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 13 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Dar and Tao receive an unexpected visitor in the Sanctuary, where minds, among other things, are blown...
(Contains multiple, graphic male-male sexual descriptions.)

Disclaimer: I have no claim upon any of these lovely characters, with the exception of one, that of Nyokrinn, Who is my own creation. All other characters are the property of Tribune Entertainment and Alliance/Atlantis. I will not be earning a cent from this piece and wrote it purely for entertainment-- though also, perhaps for a select few readers, to possibly help one more deeply ponder the value and wonders of some of life's natural pleasures. Once I am done with these characters, they shall be returned unscathed and unsullied to their original places in the BeastMaster universe, though hopefully with relaxed, big smiles on their faces.
If male-male sexual interactions are not your cup of tea, then what brought you this far in the first place? Do yourself and others a favor and go no further. If you are under eighteen (that's right, 18) years old, also stop now and return when you're of legal age to read this story.

(Note: I welcome this story being archived wherever such writing is deemed appropriate. Please just tell me first where you are archiving it. I also welcome positive, constructive feedback. No flames, please. Thank you.)
Fandoms: Beastmaster, slash fiction Characters: Dar/Tao, Dar/Tao/o
Genres: Slash Warnings: Established couple, graphic sex, Kinks, m/m, Oral sex, Rimming, slash, Kink - Threesome
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 11142
Published: 07/18/04 Updated: 07/18/04
Opportunities by Layla Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarstarstar [ Reviews = 1 / Kudos Received = 23 ] Featured Stories
Summary: When Clark Kent, just finishing up his freshman year at Met. U., meets Lex Luthor, sparks begin to fly and great opportunities arise...(Clark meets Lex in this first chapter.)
Pairing: Clark/Lex (eventually!)
Rating: Eventual FRAO
Categories/Warnings for the entire fic: First Time, Romance, AU, Futurefic, Mild Angst
Spoilers for: None
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters of Clark Kent/Kal-El, Lex Luthor, Lionel Luthor, Jonathan Kent, Martha Kent, or Lana Lang (who I only briefly refer to in this story). I will not be making any money off this piece. Clark Kent/Kal-El, Lex Luthor, Jonathan Kent, Martha Kent, and Lana Lang are the property of DC Comics, Warner Brothers, and Millar/Gough, as are the fictional places Smallville and Metropolis. Lionel Luthor belongs to Warner Bros. and Millar/Gough. There may be other corporate entities, which I've unknowingly left out, that have full or partial copyright to all or some aspects of the above-noted characters and places. Martha Kent's father, an attorney, was introduced in a single episode of the SV tv series, but, upon repeated viewings of that ep., I never caught his name, so I made one up for him in this story. Clark Kent/Kal-El, Lex Luthor, Jonathan Kent, Martha Kent, Lana Lang, Metropolis, and Smallville are the original creations of Joe Shuster and Jerome Siegel. I've written this tale purely for entertainment purposes. Enjoy!
(Author's Note: Clark Kent/Kal-El, including the inner dynamic of this dual identity, is portrayed very differently here than by actor Tom Welling. Readers will readily notice that my very brief description of Lana Lang is not that of actress Kristin Kreuk. These large differences are all intended and I hope readers are able to fully enjoy this piece anyway.
This story's completion would not have been possible without the help and support of those too numerous to mention here. However, I wish to extend my deepest thanks to two particular people. First, to my dear friend Shimmer, who not only listened with patience and good humor as I talked on countless occasions with her about my work on this fic, but also proofread it and gave me a lot of extremely helpful feedback and suggestions. You're the best, Shimmer. And then there is my friend K., who supportively listened to me about this story during several of our marathon long distance phone conversations. Thanks for being such a patient, good sport, K., like you always are.
This piece may be archived on any and all sites that are deemed appropriate for adult-themed fics such as this one. Please just inform me first of where you are archiving it.
I gladly welcome any positive, genuine feedback. No flames please. Thank you.)
Fandoms: Smallville, slash fiction Characters: Clark Kent, Clark/Lex, Jonathan Kent, Lex, Lionel Luthor, Martha Clark Kent, Other, Other Female, Other Male
Genres: Slash Warnings: Adult Situations, Angst, AU, First Time, graphic sex, Language, m/m, Preslash, Rimming, Romance, slash
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes Word count: 33718
Published: 05/09/05 Updated: 05/09/05
Peepers by Layla Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 8 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Little does a very aroused Clark know that he's being watched.

Pairing: Clark/Other Male
Rating: FRAO (Contains voyeurism, much male nudity and masturbation, very brief female nudity and masturbation, some strong language)
Categories/Warnings: AU; PWP; Slash with a Hetero. premise too; Established Relationship
Spoilers for: None

Disclaimer: I don't own the character of Clark Kent and will not be making any money off this story. Clark Kent is the property of DC Comics, Warner Brothers, and Millar/Gough. The character is the original creation of Joe Shuster and Jerry Siegel. I've written this little tale purely for entertainment purposes. Enjoy!
(Author's Note: Clark Kent is portrayed a little differently here than by actor Tom Welling. That is intended and I hope readers are able to fully enjoy this piece anyway. The name "Maia" in this story is pronounced "my-a" not "may-a." This story may be archived on any and all sites that are deemed appropriate for fics such as this one. Please just inform me first of where you are archiving it. I gladly welcome any positive, genuine feedback. No flames please. Thank you.)
Fandoms: Smallville, slash fiction Characters: Clark Kent, Other, Other Female, Other Male
Genres: Slash Warnings: AU, Established couple, Fantasy, Language, Masturbation, PWP, slash, Kink - Toy Play, Voyeurism
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 3292
Published: 06/01/06 Updated: 06/01/06
Pick Up by Layla Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 12 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Upon seeing a very young Clark Kent walking down the road one balmy spring evening, Brenda Starr, driving through Smallville, is immediately enchanted.

Fandom: SMALLVILLE and BRENDA STARR, REPORTER cross-over
Pairings: Clark/Brenda Starr; Clark/Other Male
Rating and Warnings: FRAO (Contains graphic, consensual adult-minor sexual descriptions; underage drinking; kinks; several references to male-male sex; strong language; threesome implied)
Categories: Hetero. fiction and some slash; AU; First Time
Spoilers for: None

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Clark Kent and Brenda Starr. Clark Kent is an original creation of Jerome Siegel and Joe Shuster. The character is the property of DC Comics and Millar/Gough. Brenda Starr is an original creation of Dale Messick and is owned by the CHICAGO TRIBUNE SYNDICATE. The current writer for the comic strip BRENDA STARR, REPORTER is Mary Schmich. There may be other corporate entities, which I have unknowingly left out, that also have, in full or in part, copyright or usage license rights to each of these characters. No copyright infringement is intended here and I will not be making any money from this piece. I wrote it purely for entertainment. Enjoy!

(Author's Note: Clark Kent is described differently here than actor Tom Welling. That is intended and I hope readers are able to fully enjoy this piece anyway.
I wish to extend my deepest thanks to Goddess Minx, who proofread this story and provided me with very helpful suggestions. You're the best, Goddess Minx!
This story may be archived on any and all sites that are deemed appropriate for fics such as this one. Please just inform me first of where else, besides this WWOMB site, you are archiving it. I gladly welcome any positive, genuine feedback. No flames please. Thank you.)
Fandoms: Smallville, hetero fiction, Brenda Starr: Reporter, slash fiction, Smallville/Brenda Starr: Reporter Characters: Clark/Brenda Starr
Genres: Hetero Warnings: Adult Situations, AU, First Time, graphic sex, het, Kinks, Language, m/f, m/m, Oral sex, slash, Kink - Toy Play
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 13583
Published: 09/15/05 Updated: 09/15/05
Sated by Layla Rated: FRAO - Adult [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 6 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Dar finds himself compelled to help heal the tormented, beautiful young man Bakhtiar in a *very* special way! (Note: This story takes place within the realm and time frame of the B.MASTER, Season 2 eppy "Rage", except for a brief part at the very end.)

Disclaimer: I have no claim upon any of these lovely characters. They are the property of Tribune Entertainment and Alliance/Atlantis. This story contains canon from an original televised script written by Sharon Buckingham. No copyright infringement is intended here and I will not make any profit from this piece. I wrote it purely for entertainment and, once I am done with these characters, they shall be returned unsullied, unscathed to their original, respective realms. Enjoy!

(Author's Note: This story may be archived wherever else this kind of writing is deemed appropriate. Please just tell me first where you're archiving it. I welcome any constructive, positive feedback. No flames, please. Thank you.)
Fandoms: Beastmaster, slash fiction Characters: Dar/o, Dar/Tao
Genres: Slash Warnings: Established couple, First Time, graphic sex, Hurt/Comfort, m/m, Oral sex, slash
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 6197
Published: 07/18/04 Updated: 07/18/04
Symphonic Sex in the Sanctuary by Layla Rated: FRAO - Adult starstarstarstarhalf-star [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 8 ] Featured Stories
Summary: Tao gets a special surprise from Dar while working in the Sanctuary garden. (Note: This story is set shortly following Season 1, episode 3, "The Island.")
(Contains graphic male-male sexual descriptions.)

Disclaimers: Alas, I have no claim upon any of these lovely characters or animals. They are the property of the great and good in Tribune Entertainment, and other suzerains and locales known only to the inner circle. This tale is written purely for entertainment, and once it is done, these characters will be returned unscathed to their respective realms. Blessed Be!
Fandoms: Beastmaster, slash fiction Characters: Dar/Tao
Genres: Slash Warnings: First Time, graphic sex, m/m, PWP, slash
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1670
Published: 07/18/04 Updated: 07/18/04
The T*t Commandments by Layla Rated: FRM - Mature [ Reviews = 0 / Kudos Received = 12 ] Featured Stories
Summary: What would it be like if our two heroes Dar and Tao found themselves-- while deeply appreciating each other in a carnal way-- in a long moment of epiphany, during which time Dar channeled the same clarity and conviction as the Biblical prophet Moses had with the Ten Commandments, yet with the Beastmaster's entire focus honing in on a pair of erogenous body parts instead? Hmmm...

Further Specifics on the Rating and Warnings: frequent, non-graphic sexual descriptions; orgiastic activities with all three possible pairings between the two biological sexes strongly implied; brief, mild reference to beastiality/zoophilia; mild BD/SM briefly implied; some mild kink implied; strong language: "T_T" emphatically stated multiple times, with a few other swear words thrown in for fun; religious satire (of HOLY BIBLE, OLD TESTAMENT)
Spoilers for: None

Disclaimer: I don't own either of these lovely characters and will not be making any money off this little fic. Hail to Tribune and Alliance/Atlantis! No editing by another (i.e., a beta-- for the vast majority who use that term in Net lingo) was done, so all grammatical and spelling errors (which there may indeed be, owing to the fact that I was really winging it here with using so much archaic, formal English) are purely mine. No offending anyone by satirizing some especially well-known passages within a section of the Holy Bible was intended by me here. If you think this story will offend your religious sensibilities in any way, then this is a good place to stop and read no further.

Author's Note: I trace the inspiration for this quirky fic to a number of sources. Of course, the beautiful characters of Dar and Tao, with the former of the two men's especially adorable and ample nipples, are the overarching inspirations to this piece. A close second, though, comes from my recently viewing the virile, pulchritudinous, frequently bare-chested image of Yul Brynner in-- *you* guessed it-- the film THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (1956), fast followed up by a re-watching of him in THE KING AND I (also 1956). (Praise be to the DVD!) *Sigh* Throw in my watching a lot of MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS eppies of late, and out came this story from my subconscious. However, the catalyst for it all rose forth from my dear friend Shimmer, who casually blurted out the title for this piece during a fun conversation (out of countless fun ones over the years) with her the other day. Thank you, Shimmer...
I welcome this story being archived anywhere in which adult-themed writing such as this is deemed appropriate. I also welcome constructive, positive feedback. No flames, please. Thank you. Enjoy!
Fandoms: Beastmaster, slash fiction Characters: Dar/Tao
Genres: Joke, fic, Slash Warnings: Adult Situations, beastiality, Bondage, Established couple, Group Grope, Humor, Kinks, Language, m/m, Parody, slash, Voyeurism
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 1177
Published: 01/30/05 Updated: 01/30/05

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