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  1. Bending Ares 6: Panic?... Can do. by

    Fandoms: Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess  

    05 Nov 2004

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    SERIES: Bending Ares [part six]
    ARCHIVE: The Nesting Place, JLA, AJCS, CKoS, WWOMB and The Den
    FANDOM: Herc/Xenaverse
    PAIRING: Ares/Joxer (eventually), Xena/Gabs (implied), Herc/Iolaus (implied), Strife UST Cupid
    RATING: R
    CATEGORY: Comedy (hopefully)
    SPOILERS: Not sure if this counts as a "spoiler" or a "story note", however, you all need to know that this chapter directly follows "Joxie!" [part 4] and happens simultaneously with "Anger Management" [part 5] - only from Joxer's POV as opposed to Ares' POV.
    WARNING: None really.
    NOTE: The series name comes from the expression "Get Bent", which roughly means to be f*cked by a male... ::grins::
    DISCLAIMER: The myths, legends, faithful true believers... oh yeah, and TIIC.
    SUMMARY: In which Joxer takes stock of the situation he has suddenly found himself in.

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