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Please follow the link in Author's notes. Sorry if you're not connected to the internet and cannot access this story. Submitting to this archive is not the easiest task and I find I just don't have the patience to do so anymore.
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Story Excerpt:
"Okay, we're here. Want to explain again what's so fucking romantic about rubbing your ass raw while gazing at overgrown weeds?"
"Damn it, Jethro, don't be such a spoilsport. Strip out of your skivvies and give it a chance, okay?"