Work Text:
There was a college student named George Wagner
Who was so sick and tired of seeing a lot of crumpled paper
On the floor that he decided to take a subway train to the mall
And get himself a laptop for a price that is not way too small.
But as soon as he walked into the Radio Shack, he saw
A beautiful maiden whose name happens to be Pamela Sue McGraw.
And after they had lunch at the food court and shared a soda pop,
George had suddenly realized that he forgot all about the laptop.