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A Subway Train To The Mall

Summary:

A college student discovers something new at the mall while he's there to buy a laptop.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

There was a college student named George Wagner
Who was so sick and tired of seeing a lot of crumpled paper
On the floor that he decided to take a subway train to the mall
And get himself a laptop for a price that is not way too small.

But as soon as he walked into the Radio Shack, he saw
A beautiful maiden whose name happens to be Pamela Sue McGraw.

And after they had lunch at the food court and shared a soda pop,
George had suddenly realized that he forgot all about the laptop.

Notes:

This orphaned work was originally on Pejas WWOMB posted by author Andrew Troy Keller.
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