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It was after I had climbed down a mountain and felt low because I was unable to get one shot of the large and hairy humanoid creature known as Bigfoot for the National Geographic magazine.
I was about to give up until I heard the sound of splashing water nearby.
And of course, I became so curious by that sound that I had decided to follow it to its source.
And when I got to this huge lake, I saw a buckskin dress on a large rock.
And that was only the half of it because I had also discovered a beautiful maiden taking a bath in the shallow end of that lake.
And when I say that she was beautiful, I mean that she really was the spitting image of this hot female porn star named Hyapatia Lee.
Anyway, it was after I got my camera into focus and snapped a picture that she looked and stared at me like she was a frightened deer caught in the headlights of a car.
That was when I laid my camera down on the ground and moved slowly towards her to show that I had meant no harm.
But as I moved myself closer to the girl, she quickly got out of the water, grabbed her buckskin dress and ran away from me.
Of course, I had to chase after that babe and show her my press pass.
But before I was about to do that, she turned into a bird.
I guess it was a crow.
Anyway, after she flew out of sight, I stood there, scratched the back of my head and tried to come up with some way of convincing the others that what I saw was real.
I gave it my best anyway... and got laughed at.