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In the Major Crimes bullpen
/sung /to The Quartermasters Store
by JustJeanette
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There was Jim, Jim, looking pretty trim,
In the Pen, in the Pen,
There was Jim, Jim, looking pretty trim,
In the Major Crimes bullpen
There was Blair, Blair, messing with his Hair,
In the Pen, in the Pen,
There was Blair, Blair, messing with his Hair,
In the Major Crimes bullpen
There was Banks, Banks, wishing he had some tanks,
In the Pen, in the Pen,
There was Banks, Banks, wishing he had some tanks,
In the Major Crimes bullpen
There was Brown, Brown, he was gettin' down,
In the Pen, in the Pen,
There was Brown, Brown, he was gettin' down,
In the Major Crimes bullpen
There was Megs, Megs, she of the great long legs,
In the Pen, in the Pen,
There was Megs, Megs, she of the great long legs,
In the Major Crimes bullpen
There was Joel, Joel, eating a donut hole,
In the Pen, in the Pen,
There was Joel, Joel, eating a donut hole,
In the Major Crimes bullpen
There was Rafe, Rafe, taking evidence to the safe,
In the Pen, in the Pen,
There was Rafe, Rafe, taking evidence to the safe,
In the Major Crimes bullpen
There was Sam, Sam, ready to flambé poor Blair's hand,
In the Pen, in the Pen,
There was Sam, Sam, ready to flambé poor Blair's hand,
In the Major Crimes bullpen
There was Cassie, Cassie, thinking thoughts so sassie,
In the Pen, in the Pen,
There was Cassie, Cassie, thinking thoughts so sassie,
In the Major Crimes bullpen
There was Kincade, Kincade, his plans now disarrayed,
In the Pen, in the Pen,
There was Kincade, Kincade, his plans now disarrayed,
In the Major Crimes bullpen
There was Barnes, Barnes, getting to Blair with all her charms,
In the Pen, in the Pen,
There was Barnes, Barnes, getting to Blair with all her charms,
In the Major Crimes bullpen