Work Text:
Status: Completed 11/3/2008
Season: Any
Archive: Ask first.
Disclaimer: Not mine. No copyright infridgment intended.
Word Count: 100
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"And the Academy Award for most creative use of Lemon Spread goes to Doctor Daniel Jackson," Carter said, giggling.
"Not funny, Carter!" Jack groused.
"Don't be such a grouch. You have to admit this is pretty funny." Daniel grinned.
"Do not," Jack muttered. "And no smart remarks from the peanut gallery!" He declared before Teal'c could chime in.
Daniel suppressed a smile as he smeared the lemon spread around Jack's wrists, getting as much as he could under the handcuffs. He couldn't help but ask, "Just tell me, why you are wearing a tutu?"
Jack's reply was one word, "Sabotage."
THE END