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NNL wish list
By David Lee Rickman II
The following presents were left under the NNL Christmas tree by Santa:
Owsley: A Pentium IV laptop.
Ramsey: Coal...lots and lots of coal. "From Santa" looks suspiciously like Parker's handwritting.
Talmedge: The "Who Wants To Be An American Capitalist" hand held game.
Mentnor: The Most Amazing CZN Breaking News Stories volumes 1-3.
Donovan: A brand new stun-a-matic gun.
Olga: She couldn't open her present because Santa abducted her in the middle of the night, tied her up and gagged her, put ribbons in her hair and put her under the tree.
Parker: Olga. The best present of all.
Happy holidays from NNL.
Sincerely,
David Lee Rickman II