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God Rest Ye Weary Retailers
(ttto-God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
God Rest Ye Weary Retailers
Let nothing you dismay.
Remember the insanity
Will end on Christmas Day.
So Just hang on for eight more weeks
And the you get to say,
"Thank god it's all over for this year.
(For this year.)
Thank god it's all over for this year!
God Rest Ye Weary Retailers
Brave souls one and all.
Who deal with all the shoppers
That wander 'round the mall.
Like lemmings to the sea they march,
But this lot just won't fall.
Oh, when will it be Christmas day?
(Christmas day)
Oh, when will it be Christmas day?
God Rest Ye Weary Retailers
And rest you've earned today.
Put up your feet and take a break;
At last it's Christmas day.
'Though the sales will start tomorrow
For now just sigh and say,
"Thank god it's all over for this year.
(For this year)
Thank god it's all over for this year!