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I had met this wonderful hunk of man
At a Halloween party that was being held by Stan
Where every depraved human being
Had decided to come out of the shadows and join this terrific party thing.
Anyway,after we had as much fun as we can,
I had looked at my new lover and said,"It's Midnight,
Darling!Time to unmask!",only to look with such fright
At the face of the Grim Reaper before listening
To him say,"But I'm not wearing
A mask...Darling!",and ran screaming into the night!