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"Okay,Rat.Just watch and learn from the master.",that was what Ridgemont High student Mike Damone had said to Mark Ratner before he had walked up to the mall information desk and said,"I'd like some information please."
And after the beautiful maiden behind the desk had turned around and asked,"What type of information?",Mike had smiled and answered,"Your name,address and phone number.",only to have her slam her fist right into his face.
"Well,that went well.",that was what Mike had said while walking away with his hand over his right black eye.