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I'm sorry!I really did not to do it!It's just that I was unable to take it anymore!Each and every time we go out somewhere,some girl would rush right up to us and say,"Look,Girls!It's...it's Richard Chamberlain!"And while they were all begging him for an autograph or two,I had thought to myself,*No!No,it isn't!It's just Bill Peters,my boyfriend who is using his resemblance to the famous star to...to attract other girls!*And when he had became too handsome to hold on to,I had shot him dead!