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It was while Jeff Engvall and his new bride
Bonnie Jo Sutton enjoy their little ride
To the hotel that a scruffy old
Man had looked with eyes so cold
At the beautiful maiden with sinster pride.
And as soon as they had gotten
Out of the cab and gazed upon the unforgotten
Scenery for a little bit,both Bonnie Jo and
Jeff were about to let their lips land
On each other and enjoy their love ten
Times over,only to have that
Scruffy old man pounce like a cat
And knocked Jeff out cold.
And when he had came to and noticed that the old
Nutcase had kidnapped his beloved maiden,
A police officer had told Jeff that the name
Of the nutcase was Elroy Scruggs,who had came
Back to town for a mortal bride for his master
Which had caused Jeff to go rescue her
From Elroy and the beast of many names.
After he had entered the swamp and made his way to
A clearing,Jeff had noticed Elroy pouring water into
A bubbling cauldron and said some words of witchcraft
While a frightened Bonnie Jo was tied down to a raft
And had became way too scared to
Escape for her life when a demon had climbed out
Of the cauldron and Elroy had let himself shout
These words,"RISE,DEMON!!RISE--AND SLAY!!"
But when Jeff has freed Bonnie Jo and they had gotten away,
The demon had made Elroy his newest hunger bout.