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The Switchman made buildings go "Boom"
Banks and Plummer had gathered a room
Of experts to seek
And to find -- just a peek!
Any ev'dence, as a deadline did loom.
Now Banks' best detective was Jim
Whose senses had him on the rim
A grad student named Blair
(Who had long, curly hair)
Knew just what had happened to him.
The perp was found leading a junket
On a bus -- he's a girl! Who'd'a thunk it??
Blair then popped her one
And got hold of her gun
While Jim found the bomb and then flung it.
Jim decided he'd partner with Blair
Which caused Captain Taggart to stare
Jim said a cadet
Blair'd have to be yet
Blair yelled, "I'm not cutting my hair!"