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Author's Note: The Twelve days of Christmas NCIS style. Hopefully this one makes sense.
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On the first day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
A slap on the back of the head
On the second day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
Two growls that shut us up
And a slap on the back of the head
On the Third day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
Three glares to silence us
Two growls that shut us up
And a slap on the back of the head
On the Fourth day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
Four points in the right direction
Three glares to silence us
Two growls that shut us up
And a slap on the back of the head
On the Fifth day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
Five interviews to watch on TV
Four points in the right direction
Three glares to silence us
Two growls that shut us up
And a slap on the back of the head
On the Sixth day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
Six cases for us to solve
Five interviews to watch on TV
Four points in the right direction
Three glares to silence us
Two growls that shut us up
And a slap on the back of the head
On the Seventh day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
Seven cups of hot chocolate
Six cases for us to solve
Five interviews to watch on TV
Four points in the right direction
Three glares to silence us
Two growls that shut us up
And a slap on the back of the head
On the Eighth day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
Eight cups of apple cider
Seven cups of hot chocolate
Six cases for us to solve
Five interviews to watch on TV
Four points in the right direction
Three glares to silence us
Two growls that shut us up
And a slap on the back of the head
On the Ninth day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
Nine telling us we did good jobs
Eight cups of apple cider
Seven cups of hot chocolate
Six cases for us to solve
Five interviews to watch on TV
Four points in the right direction
Three glares to silence us
Two growls that shut us up
And a slap on the back of the head
On the Tenth day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
Ten smirks in our direction
Nine telling us we did good jobs
Eight cups of apple cider
Seven cups of hot chocolate
Six cases for us to solve
Five interviews to watch on TV
Four points in the right direction
Three glares to silence us
Two growls that shut us up
And a slap on the back of the head
On the Eleventh day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
Eleven looks at our direction
Ten smirks in our direction
Nine telling us we did good jobs
Eight cups of apple cider
Seven cups of hot chocolate
Six cases for us to solve
Five interviews to watch on TV
Four points in the right direction
Three glares to silence us
Two growls that shut us up
And a slap on the back of the head
On the Twelfth day of Christmas
Our boss gave to us…
Twelve closes of the cases
Eleven looks at our direction
Ten smirks in our direction
Nine telling us we did good jobs
Eight cups of apple cider
Seven cups of hot chocolate
Six cases for us to solve
Five interviews to watch on TV
Four points in the right direction
Three glares to silence us
Two growls that shut us up
And a slap on the back of the head