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Be Gentle
by Purry
"Oh man Jim, you're killing me."
"Chief, I'm being as gentle as I can."
"If this is gentle, I don't want to find out what rough is."
"Hold still"
"Jim, you've got to pull it out."
"Let me try a different angle."
"Jim, I said pull it out, not keep pushing it back in."
"Just a little more, maybe if you squeeze it, I can hurry up and finish. Oh yes that's helping, almost, almost, ahhh done."
"I didn't realize how big it was."
"Yeah it's long and thick."
"I'm going to be sore. You've made the hole bigger."
"I'll put some medicine on it, to help sooth the ache."
"Who would have thought a splinter could hurt so bad."
The End
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