Work Text:
A Quiche For A Real Man
by Pirate Turner
"What the heck is that?"
"Should it be slain?"
Cowboy and warrior eyed the thing Larry held.
"No, no, guys! It's food!"
"What kind of pie's yellow? It looks like somethin' my horse'd do."
"It's a quiche."
"A quiche?"
"Real men don't eat nutin like a quiche! What's wrong with you, Gigantor?"
"Just try it." Larry offered Jedediah a tinny piece. The cowboy warily examined it but finally grabbed it in both hands. He bit. "Man! This's good!"
"I want one!" Octavius pouted.
"No sissified greenhorn in a skirt's man enough to eat quiche!"
Larry quickly handed them two pieces before they could start fighting.
The End
Ingredients:
1 1/2 Cups shredded Cheddar cheese, (6 oz.)
2 Tablespoons flour
1 1/4 Cups half and half cream (milk will also work)
4 eggs, beaten
1 Package Frozen Crabmeat Thawed Drained and Flaked, (6 oz.)
1 Dash of Salt and Pepper each
1 unbaked pastry shell, (10 oz.)
Directions:
Mix above ingredients well. Pour mixture into pastry shell. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour.