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Swamp Rat in the Middle
by Pirate Turner
"JACK!!"
Captain Jack Harkness looked up at the siren of a broken heart screeching in his lover's voice. His eyes met Ianto's across the bar, and for just a moment, they flickered with sorrow and regret. Then he remembered who he held in his arms and that this was a one-chance-in-a-lifetime deal. "I'm sorry," he mouthed to which Ianto threw up his arms in disgust.
"'m . . . What's wrong, cherie? Disappointed lover?" mumbled the dark-haired man in Jack's arms.
Jack looked at him in surprise. "Yes," he admitted, figuring that his fantasy had ended. No man ignored a boyfriend's sudden appearance.
The hot-blooded Cajun shrugged. "Remy disappoint many ex-lovers," he murmured. His red eyes cast across the room and found the young man in question. "Although," he added, "dere be plenty o' dis Cajun to go around . . . " His words trailed off into a low chuckle as Ianto's fierce gaze seemed to burn right through him. "Easy, mon ami, we can share."
"I'M NOT SHARING ANYTHING WITH YOU!" Ianto nearly spit. His eyes cut back into his boyfriend. "THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR NIGHT, JACK! WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS AT HOME!"
Jack sighed as Ianto stormed out.
"Pity," Remy said with a shrug of his shoulders. "That could've been a yummy threesome." He kissed Jack again. Jack tried to focus on his responsibility to chase after Ianto and reassure him, but soon the Cajun's mouth and tongue had melted all his brains . . .
The End