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The First Head-slap

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headslaps

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The First Head-slap
sung to /The First Noel/
by JustJeanette

 

The First Head-slap, to DiNozzo he gave
Was to tell him to get his head back in the game
Back in the game for a perp they must catch
Arresting now with great dispatch
Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap
DiNozzo's the target of Gibbs Head-slaps!

 

The perp look up and saw a gun.
And in fear he tried to run.
So Tony sprang and he gave chase
As he followed the perp all o'er the place.
Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap
DiNozzo's the target of Gibbs Head-slaps!

 

And by the time that Gibbs was set
The perp was failing and nearly spent
DiNozzo came then into sight
And he and the perp they fell to fight
Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap
DiNozzo's the target of Gibbs Head-slaps!

 

The arrest they made was for murder one
For the killing of the Admiral's son
And as the perp was led away
DiNozzo he-ee started to to sway
Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap
DiNozzo's the target of Gibbs Head-slaps!

 

Then Gibbs he saw the detective fall
And DiNozzo's blood was on the wall
It seemed the perp he had a knife
And with it he tried to take Tony's life
Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap
DiNozzo's the target of Gibbs Head-slaps!

 

But Gibbs he stared death in the face
Till he left DiNozzo in Gibbs embrace
And now they work as a team so well
Slowly in love that they both fell
Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap, Head-slap
DiNozzo's the target of Gibbs Head-slaps!