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The Problem With Triad Uniforms
By Betty, Jackie, and Jen (lmr)
Rated: NC-17
Category: Slash
Pairing: Starbuck/Apollo
Summary: The title pretty much sums it up.
Part 1 (Betty)
Apollo opened the package he had been carrying and carefully lifted
out his new triad uniform. It didn't look any different than his
old one, but the people on the textile ship insisted that this new
material would allow their skin to breathe much better than the
material in the old one's. Well they were about to find out.
"Hurry up and change Apollo, we're due on the court in ten
centons," Starbuck told him.
Apollo ran his eyes up and down Starbuck's lean body, his manhood
twitching at the sight of his lover in the skimpy uniform. "Why
don't you help me change?"
Shaking his head Starbuck replied, "Oh no, if I do that we will not
make it to the game, and I am *not* willing to forfeit. Boomer
would never let us hear the end of it."
Starbuck then turned and left the change room, leaving Apollo to
change on his own.
Apollo made it to the court just on time, and the game began. The
score was tied at ten points each, but something was wrong. All
four men on the court were having trouble breathing and they kept
pulling at the shorts of their uniforms.
"Starbuck... is... it... just... me... or... is... your...
uniform... getting... tighter..?" Apollo was finding it hard
to talk as well.
"It's... not just you... the damn thing is... getting tighter,"
Starbuck replied.
"Hey, you guys... the more I sweat... the tighter... this
thing gets," Boomer said to them.
Apollo looked up at the game official and made a time out sign to
him. The official had noticed something was wrong and pressed the
buzzer. He then called the med tech and had him check the players.
The med knew at once what was wrong. It seems the new fabric
reacted badly when it came in contact with human sweat, it shrunk.
The game was then ended at a tie, much to the crowds
disappointment, and the men were sent to the change rooms where
their uniforms had to be cut off.
*****
Part 2 (Jen)
"Oh man, I am so sore. Especially in a certain area where a guy
never wants to be sore," Starbuck moaned as they made their way to
Apollo's quarters.
"Me too." Apollo rubbed at his groin. "Not to mention embarrassed."
He couldn't help but notice the snickers they were getting from
passersby at the odd way they were both walking.
"You'd think the textile ship would test their fabrics better. I
couldn't see something like this happening in the good old days
before the Destruction."
"You're probably right about that. For a while there I thought I
was going to be choked to death by my own triad uniform."
"Hahahaha. Imagine what the IFB would do with a story like that!"
"Oh Lords! I hadn't even thought about the IFB," Apollo groaned.
"As if this whole incident wasn't embarrassing enough."
"I look at it this way," Starbuck shrugged, "thing's could always
be worse. Besides, I have the perfect way for us to take care of
certain injured areas." Starbuck looked suggestively over at his
wingmate.
Apollo returned the look. "I like the way you think."
They got back to Apollo's quarters with surprising speed
considering the awkward way they were walking. Once there, they
practically raced to the bedchamber, hurriedly shedding clothes
along the way.
Both naked, they got on the bed and positioned themselves so that
each man's groin was within reach of the other's mouth. They each
let out a muffled moan of pleasure at the sensation of a hot mouth
sliding onto their aching members.
Starbuck sucked his lover's cock with great enthusiasm, while
Apollo sought to return the favor with gusto.
They lost themselves in the ecstasy of both giving and receiving
such overwhelmingly erotic sensations. Soon they were both coming,
one right after the other. Swallowing as much of the other's
essence as they could.
Starbuck pulled himself up to the head of the bed and panted, "I
don't know about you, but my groin feel *much* better now."
Apollo chuckled, "I'm always glad to be of service. If you have any
other areas that need attention, feel free to let me know."
"Oh, I have an area right about here," Starbuck purred, placing his
lover's hand between his buttock's.
"I think I can help," Apollo said in mock seriousness before giving
the area in question his full attention.
He tongued his way around his friend's most delicious opening,
enjoying the way it made his lover wiggle and squirm with delight.
His own cock twitched hungrily in response.
"Oh, Apollo... Oh, Apollo... Pol, I need you so bad!"
Apollo continued teasing the sensitive area for several more long
moments before having mercy on his needy companion. He reached over
and got the lube out of the bedside drawer and squeezed some onto
his hand. He teased his lover further by rubbing it onto his cock
in a slow, lazy motion.
Starbuck reached for it and Apollo drew back. "Pol, please!"
"Good things come to those who wait," Apollo admonished before
squeezing some more lube onto his fingers. He teased the area
surrounding his wingmate's lovely puckered hole before plunging one
finger all the way in.
Starbuck gasped, "Oh! Yes, Pol. Give it to me!"
Apollo removed his finger completely then plunged two fingers in
and wiggled them about.
"Oh, yeah. That's it. Give me more. I want you in me," Starbuck
pleaded breathlessly.
His captain obliged by pulling both fingers out and replacing them
with his dick.
"Ohhhhhhh... yeeesssss... yeeesss!" The blonde moaned loudly.
Apollo began pumping in and out in a punishing rhythm, gasping at
the sensations that being inside his lover's tight hole caused.
Thankfully he had already had one orgasm tonight so he new he could
last awhile.
Starbuck, on the other hand, was moaning constantly and pushing his
hips upwards forcefully with each downwards thrust. His feet that
were resting up on Apollo's shoulder's were wriggling frantically.
Moments later he was screaming out his second orgasm of the night.
The sight, sound, and sensations this provoked caused Apollo to let
go as well and pump his seed deep into his lover's bowels.
The two soon drifted into a satisfied sleep.
*****
A secton later Starbuck and Apollo donned their new triad uniforms
for the rematch against Boomer and Giles. They had been assured
that this was not the same type of fabric used when making their
last uniforms.
"Thank Sagan. I wouldn't want to go through something like that
again." Apollo said, adjusting his new uniform.
"No kidding!" Starbuck heartily agreed.
The two teams met in the center of the court and got into position.
The buzzer sounded and they began the game.
Apollo was congratulating Starbuck on a particularly nice move when
he noticed that the top of Starbuck's uniform looked askew.
Starbuck quickly adjusted it and they resumed playing.
Not much later he noticed his own uniform was feeling like it was
slipping out of place. He looked over at Boomer and Giles and
noticed they were tugging at their uniforms too. He started to walk
over to them to see what the problem was when he felt a draft on
his buttocks and heard the crowd gasping and murmuring excitedly.
He looked at the floor and saw his uniform pants pooled down around
his ankles. This was followed by the soft thud of his uniform top
hitting the floor.
Looking around the court in complete horror he realized the same
thing was happening to all of the players. They were all completely
naked except for their boots!
He started to dash back to the change room but tripped over his
uniform pants and fell to the floor. Starbuck was running right
behind him, so when Apollo fell, Starbuck fell also and landed
right on top of his wingmate. This caused a strange type of domino
effect, because Boomer and Giles fell over them also and they all
ended up in a big heap. They all struggled wildly to untangle
themselves from stray pieces of their uniforms that had tangled
around their feet, not to mention untangle themselves from each
other.
Finally they managed to get to their feet and with their faces
flaming, they ran to the change room as fast as they could to the
sound of cheering, whistles and catcalls.
"What happened?!" Starbuck shouted to no one in particular.
"It's these threads," Boomer said, "they just seemed to unravel!"
"Oh, Lords! I've never been so embarrassed in my life!" Apollo
groaned loudly.
"What do you think the chances are that no one noticed?" Giles put
in hopefully.
His question was met with three angry glares.
*****
Part 3 (Jackie)
"Giles, of course they saw us naked out there! They're not blind,
are they?" Apollo was really mad.
"What do you think is going to happen next?" Starbuck asked
worriedly.
"I don't know," Apollo replied. "Why don't we take our mind's off
of it? I know what we can do to have some fun. Why don't we all go
back to my place and have some *real* fun?"
"Apollo!" Starbuck looked surprised by what Apollo had just said.
"I can't believe you'd ask them that."
Boomer looked at Giles. "Ask us what?"
"Do you two want to have some fun with Starbuck and me? Let's go
back to my place and we'll show you what kind of fun Starbuck and I
have."
Boomer and Giles looked skeptical. "Okay, but this better be good."
"Trust us, you'll have loads of fun."
Everyone went back to Apollo's place. Starbuck took off his clothes
and got into bed. Apollo then did the same.
Boomer and Giles looked very surprised. "Hey, what are you guys
going to do?"
"I told you, Boomer, we're going to have some fun. Just do what
Starbuck and I do and you and Giles can join in on the fun too.
Just watch us for a while then get into it. Okay?"
Apollo started kissing Starbuck and stuck his tongue inside
Starbuck's mouth. Apollo then worked his way down to Starbuck's
nipple and started sucking on it. Starbuck moaned, "Oh, Pol!"
While Apollo's mouth was savoring Starbuck's nipple, his hand was
working its way down to Starbuck's shaft. Apollo alternated between
pumping Starbuck's organ and running his fingers lightly all over
it. Then Apollo started sucking on Starbuck's shaft.
Boomer and Giles were staring at what was happening before them.
They became very excited themselves.
Apollo put two fingers inside of Starbuck.
"More Pol, please more."
"I'm glad you're enjoying this buddy."
"Please, don't stop Pol. I really want you inside of me now!
Please! I need you now!"
"Okay, Starbuck, it's coming. Turn over. I want to get inside you
from behind."
Starbuck couldn't turn over fast enough. Apollo entered Starbuck
quickly.
"Pol! Please don't stop! Go faster! Faster!" Starbuck was moaning
really loud. "Pol!"
Apollo and Starbuck didn't notice that Boomer and Giles were now
having sex too. Giles was inside of Boomer as well. "Hey, Apollo,"
Boomer moaned.
"What Boomer?" Apollo answered.
"You're right," Boomer replied, "this is a lot of fun!"
*****
Part 4 (Betty)
A secton later the four men where once more getting ready for a
triad match. Starbuck eyed his new uniform laying on the bench. He
wasn't sure if he should trust it or not.
"Apollo I got a funny feeling about this. I mean, first they gave
us uniforms that shrunk when we sweat, then they gave us uniforms
that fell apart when we sweat, I'm scared to go out there. What if
some thing else happens? And just who's bright idea was it to make
uniforms that had the damn jock straps sewed right into them? I
liked the old way better. Would have been less embarrassing as
well."
"I know how you feel, believe me, but we have to get this game
finished. Each time we try it ends at a ten/ten tie." Apollo felt
just as frustrated and wary as Starbuck, but they couldn't back
out. The game had to go as planned.
As Starbuck put on his uniform and adjusted the athletic support
inside the shorts he started complaining again. "This damn cup is
to small, I think they gave me one for a ten yahren old."
"You too? This damn thing squeezing my balls," Apollo complained.
They squeezed themselves into the tight athletic supports and left
the change room, only to hear Boomer complain, "There is no way I
can play like this. I can just barely walk."
Giles was busy ripping the cup out of his shorts. "Frack it, take
them out guys, we'll just have to be careful were we hit each
other."
Starbuck agreed, "He's right Apollo, we can't get out of playing
the game but we can't play with these things on. I `m with Giles,
lets rip them out."
Boomer and Apollo then pulled down their shorts and ripped out the
cups, just as the Commander was turning the corner. "What are four
waiting for your expe............. *Apollo what are you doing?*"
He was shocked to see his son and Boomer, standing in the corridor,
shorts around their knees. He settled down however once the problem
was explained to him.
*****
The game was going good. Not as rough as it usually was, the men
had to take care not to hurt each other in their very delicate
area, but it was a good game. They jumped and dived over the arena.
They still punched each other in the ribs and kicked their
opponent's legs out from under them. They were also sweating. But
sweating shouldn't matter, they had found and solved the problem
with these uniforms. Or so they thought.
Apollo missed the ball as it bounced against the wall just above
his head. He saw Starbuck dive for it. Starbuck! Something was
wrong with Starbuck's uniform. "*What the frack?!*" Apollo yelled.
The crowed was cheering louder and they were whistling and yelling
crude remarks like, "Let me have a piece of that," and, "Hey, sexy
boy, over here," and one lady yelled, "I love dark meat!" Apollo
looked up at them. They were yelling and pointing at... Boomer.
Boomer's shorts had disintegrated. Disappeared. So had Giles'.
That's what was wrong with Starbuck's uniform. The material
disintegrated when it came in contact with sweat. But if the other
three men's uniforms were disintegrating then that
meant...
Apollo looked down at himself just in time to see his shoulder pads
fall to the floor.
*****
Part 6 (Jen)
"Oh Lords! Not again!" Apollo wailed as he joined the other players
in running for cover.
Boomer reached the door to the change room first and frantically
pushed the button. The other players all collided into him when the
door didn't immediately open as expected.
"Boomer! This is no time to play around! Open the door!" Giles
shouted.
"I'm trying! It won't open! I think it's stuck!"
"Stuck?! What do you mean stuck?! It can't be stuck!" Starbuck
yelled while trying unsuccessfully to hide between Giles and
Apollo.
"Well it is! Why don't one of you try?!"
Apollo pushed him aside and tried the door himself. "It really is
stuck," he informed the others, raising his voice to be heard over
the increasing cheering and catcalls of the crowd.
"Somebody please just shoot me!" Starbuck moaned, covering his face
with his hands.
"Does it look like anyone of us has a gun on him?!" Apollo snapped
while trying to cover his buttocks and groin with his hands.
"Boomer, can't you hot-wire it or something?!"
"Does it look like I have anything on me to get the panel open
with?!" Boomer snapped back, also trying desperately to cover
himself with his hands.
Mercifully, the door finally slid open. In an uncharacteristic show
of aggressiveness, Giles shoved past the other three warriors and
almost knocked over the maintenance tech who was standing just
inside the door. Unfortunately, he didn't see the tool kit sitting
on the floor and went sprawling.
Boomer and Apollo just barely managed to avoid tripping over him.
Starbuck, however, had been looking backwards at the door and went
crashing into him just as he was starting to stand up. They both
tumbled to the floor to the sound of laughter.
"You guys are so funny!" the maintenance tech gasped out between
peels of laughter. "I can hardly wait for your next show!
Hahahahahahaha! Let me buy you a round of drinks later. I just won
fifty cubits betting that you'd end up naked again. Hahahahaha!"
"Funny! I'll show you funny you little toad!" Starbuck lunged for
him but was grabbed back by Apollo.
"Come on, Starbuck. Let's just go get dressed. You don't want to be
put on report for fighting in the corridor. Especially for fighting
*naked* in the corridor."
This caused fresh gales of laughter from the maintenance tech.
"Why you little...," Starbuck fumed and made another lung at him.
Boomer and Giles rushed forward to help Apollo restrain Starbuck
then drag him into the change room.
"Get a grip on yourself, Starbuck!" Apollo shook him. "We're all
just as embarrassed and just as naked as you."
"Yeah, Starbuck. Do you think *I* like being naked in the middle of
a crowded arena?" Giles griped.
"From the way you shoved past us all, I'd say that was obvious,"
Boomer said wryly.
Giles had the grace to flush. "I just couldn't handle it anymore.
There's only so much a guy can take you know. We still haven't even
lived down the last two incidents."
"Sheba told me that there was a picture of us naked on the triad
court taped to the wall in the women's shower room," Apollo
commiserated.
"People have been grabbing my butt when I walk down the corridor,"
Boomer complained miserably.
"I can't even walk into a room anymore without people whistling at
me and making lewd comments," Starbuck moaned.
"This has to stop," Apollo said determinably. "I have no intention
of ever spending another naked moment on a triad court if I have
anything to say about it."
"I afraid to even go on to a triad court after these last few
games," Starbuck shuddered.
Boomer and Giles nodded their heads vigorously in agreement.
"Oh, no you guys don't. We have a match to play and we're going to
play it. What will people think if we chicken out?" Apollo stated
firmly.
"But, Pol, I just can't handle walking out there anymore. You heard
the maintenance tech, people are placing bets on us ending up naked
again. They're all laughing at us." Starbuck tried to keep the
whine out of his voice but failed.
"Not all of them," Boomer grunted, rubbing at his butt.
"Think about how they'll laugh if they find out we're afraid to get
back out on the court." Apollo stared them all down.
The three other players grudgingly nodded their agreement.
"This isn't happening to the other players," Giles commented.
"No, it isn't. But their still wearing the old uniforms," Boomer
answered.
"I could kick myself for throwing my old one away. It probably
wouldn't have done any good though, it was about to fall apart
anyway," Starbuck said.
"Same with ours. I don't suppose anybody would be willing to lend
us theirs," Giles put in.
"Are you kidding? And have us actually finish a game. Not a chance.
They're all loving this," Starbuck said bitterly.
"What we have to do," Apollo stated, "is make sure the next
uniforms we get are made exactly the same as our old ones. I'm
going to check them out personally this time."
"No offense, buddy, but I'll go with you. I'm not taking any
chances that it's only me and Giles' uniforms that fall apart next
time," Boomer intoned.
"Boomer, I'm not Starbuck."
"Hey!" the blonde interjected indignantly.
"Sorry, Starbuck," Apollo grinned sheepishly.
"Just the same, I'm going with you," the dark man insisted.
"Fine, fine. Have it your way," Apollo agreed. "Come on, Starbuck.
Let's get dressed and head back to my quarters."
Starbuck brightened and gave his captain a lustful look.
"Might if we tag along?" Boomer asked hopefully.
"I thought you didn't trust us," Starbuck teased.
"Well there's trust and then there's trust."
"You're so full of it."
"Is that a yes?"
"It's a yes," Starbuck said eyeing Boomer's naked body
appreciatively.
*****
The following secton the players all suited up in their new
uniforms for the fourth attempt at finishing their match.
"Now, Apollo, you're absolutely positive about these new uniforms,"
Starbuck worried.
"Positive. Boomer and I checked them out ourselves."
"I don't know. I'm really nervous about going out there," Giles
added.
"Relax. There is no way that these uniforms are going to fall apart
on us," Boomer assured.
The four players headed on to the court to the sounds of extremely
loud cheers and whistles.
*****
Part 6 (Jackie)
From the time the four players got out onto the triad court, the
audience kept cheering them on very loudly. Then they started
clapping wildly for the four players.
Starbuck looked at Apollo. "Apollo what's going on? Nothing is
happening to our uniform's again is it? It can't be happening yet
again can it?"
Apollo and the others were wondering the same thing. Then all of a
sudden Apollo realized that their uniform's had become transparent.
"Starbuck! They can see through our uniforms! They can see us naked
again. That's why they're going crazy."
"Apollo, this is getting so strange. There has got to be a reason
why this keeps happening. Someone or something is behind this."
"I agree Starbuck. We have to find out what is really going on with
our uniforms and who is behind it all."
Commander Adama was looking quite angry when he came up to the four
embarrassed men on the triad court. He was very upset.
"Apollo!" he yelled. "What is the meaning of this? Why our your
uniform's like this?"
"I think we've been set up, Father."
"Well, if you have been set up you need to find out what has been
happening with your uniforms. I'm sorry, Apollo, but I'll have to
put you all on report. This can't continue."
"Father you wouldn't really put us on report, would you? We've been
set up! It's not our fault!"
All of a sudden Greenbean came out onto the court.
"Commander, wait! It's not their fault! It was my idea. I'll fess
up to it. I was just playing a harmless joke on them."
"A harmless joke indeed, Greenbean. What in Sagan's name did you
think you were doing?"
"I don't know Commander. I don't know what got into me," Greenbean
replied weakly.
"Well, you'll have a long time to figure it out when I confine you
to your quarters. We'll discuss this more tomorrow. I'll see you in
my office first thing in the morning, Greenbean. Now go to the change
room and get changed into something more suitable."
The audience was still cheering at them but the noise finally died
down some as soon as everyone was off of the court.
Once in the change room, Greenbean looked sheepishly at Apollo and
Starbuck.
Apollo looked at Greenbean questioningly, "May we ask why you did
all of this with our uniforms?"
"Yeah," Starbuck said. "What was the deal with you messing with our
uniforms? You had us going really crazy."
"I guess was jealous of you guys."
Apollo and Starbuck glanced at each other.
"Jealous?" Starbuck replied. "Jealous of us? Why?"
"Yeah, well, I saw you two and Boomer and Giles going in to
Apollo's quarters to have sex together and I felt left out. I
wanted to join in too."
Starbuck and Apollo couldn't believe what they just heard.
"You saw all of us that night? We didn't know you were there,
Greenbean," Apollo said. "Otherwise, we probably would have
invited you too. We didn't know you'd be interested."
"Hey, Greenbean, would you like to go back to Apollo's quarters
with us now?" Starbuck asked.
"You really mean it?" Greenbean asked excitedly. "What about Boomer
and Giles?" He gestured over to where the other men were getting
changed across the room.
"Why don't we just have a threesome this time? Just us, ok?"
They arrived at Apollo's place and all got undressed.
"Greenbean, you lay on the bed," Starbuck instructed him.
Starbuck started rubbing and sucking on Greenbean's cock. Greenbean
let out a soft moan. Apollo began kissing Greenbean and teasing his
mouth with his tongue.
Starbuck gradually worked three fingers inside of Greenbean while
fondling his balls.
"Starbuck that feel's so good!"
"Can I have one of you guy's inside me? I really need one of you
inside me now."
"Do you want to do the honor's Apollo?"
Apollo nodded his head. "Starbuck can you find the lube for me?"
"Yeah it's right over here. Here it is."
Apollo could hardly wait. He told Greenbean to turn over so he
could enter him from behind. Upon entering the man, he started
pumping in a steady motion.
While Apollo and Greenbean were going at it, Starbuck was getting
very excited and started to rub his own cock.
Greenbean began moaning loudly. "Apollo this is like heaven! Please
more!"
Apollo began pumping even faster. "Apollo, you're the greatest!"
Greenbean cried out as he came. The Captain found his own release
shortly after.
The sight of the two men climaxing was enough to cause Starbuck to
come also.
"Oh, guys, that was just so wonderful. I hope you guys will invite
me to join again. And with Boomer and Giles, too."
Starbuck replied, "That's an excellent idea, Greenbean. We'll have
another guy's night with all of us together."
"But one more thing," Starbuck and Apollo both gave Greenbean an
evil glare.
Greenbean looked at them both nervously. "What guys?"
Apollo and Starbuck both yelled at Greenbean. "No more messing with
our uniforms!"
The End